Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Fuck me. -Sophomore year.

-[all gasp] -[both] Holy shit. Jinx.

-Interesting. -I might've glanced.

Jesus, Jay, she's a child.

♪ You never know until you try ♪

I love you sista.

but I have thought a lot about it, and I belong in Biami.

You know, I-- I thought this school was so basic, but a weird kid wedding,

-Really? -I like a little rascal I can bat around.

And that's how the algorithm works.

-It's these goddamn lists. -Damn right.

with your pansexuality and your smooth skin

-Dude. -Man of few words.

Okay, everybody, I'd like to introduce you to our new student, Ali.

Yes! Top three guys and girls.

Gina took me off her list completely?

♪ I got charm and wit, I'm all funny and shit ♪

-We always aren't. -...then Missy wins the day.

Oh, my God, everyone, I just had the best idea.

Devon, quick question, is this wedding for real?

And I'm thinkin' maybe it's time for me to tell everyone that I'm bisexual.

♪ Why, why does nobody get ♪

Yeah. Oh, it does sound hard.

Why is that so hot?

you'd get some real, um, currency with the girls, you know.

Oh, and she's got Lola's zest for humping.

So what? He's obviously the hottest guy in the grade.

-Ew, he's a teacher. -Yeah,

Watching 'em yin-yang each other's wing-wangs makes me think

If you don't give me another pig in a blanket,

Be honest, if I wasn't smuggling a ham under my dress,

All right, I'm gonna stick my nose dick in Krewkie's front butt

-Hm. -Quick, Jessi, say more stuff.

You have to... scroll down.

♪ So why, why, why does nobody get it? ♪

Ooh, guys, my special surprise has arrived.

Hey, Lump, bro, uh, why didn't you put Devin on your list?

-[blows raspberry] -[laughs]

Ooh, you know who's not lame?

Wait, what the hell?

and I wasn't even on your list!

Okay, well, fuck. Bye.

and it's a beautiful day for two minors in major love.

like a Buzzfeed freelancer.

-Chirp. -Fathouse.