Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Uh, Ali. -Mm-hm.

Like a slab of prime rib that knows what's what.

So, I see that Charles Lu is your number one.

So, one thing cool about Ali is, uh, she likes guys and girls.

Usually, when a guy comes out as bi, he's just making a rest stop

and you can all follow along at home with our downloadable app.

"It"? She's got a name, you know. And it's Krewkie.

Why? She's gorgeous, simply glamorous, and she came from your mind.

I see, two girls and me.

Down! Make it stop, Maury.

-Maury, aww. -I'm sorry, I-- I always cry at hand jobs.

Ugh, no. Being pansexual means

The pansexual thing sounds intriguing. Could you speak to that some more?

-like, a sexy friend. -Hand on arm...

what everyone else thinks.

-[thunderclap] -I also gave her two cup holders.

Oh, yeah, she is number one for hair.

Leah, Leah's Friend, that sounds mighty fine.

We made lists of the hottest girls at Devon's bachelor party.

♪ This is for all the single people ♪

Missy's smile, Diane's hands, and her vagina, it's Leah's butt.

I mean, Ali has very smooth, porcelain skin.

It's your perfect woman.

-[both chuckling] -Mazel-toot.

No! Fuck that. I don't even care what these losers think.

How can I play a game? I'm too upset about Devon's list.

-I've truly thought of everything. -[burbles]

I'm not even on Ali's list.

-This old gang. -Yeah, we're--

because she made out with a nun.

and not to make all you normies shit your Old Navy undies,

How will the girls respond?

I, Jay Bilzerian...

I guess what Andrew's trying to say is

Well, that's totally fucked!