Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You couldn't get laid in a fuck dungeon, you fourteen motherfucker.

♪ Your talent will shine Your dick will grow ♪

And Devin is number 13? Not swag.

♪ Don't give up until you ♪

The reason? List fever, and it's contagious.

-Mmm, not so sure about that. -You know,

Ali, why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself?

You stolen my hairstyle, you copy cow.

a hot teacher with an ass made for Lee jeans.

Yeah. This is gonna be fun. Nothing bad could come of this.

like 500 Days of Summer.

-Oh, she loves you, Andrew. -No, no, down, down.

Seriously, guys, I'm bisexual.

and now we're doing the same thing.

Her face is tits.

But I'm saying I like tacos and burritos,

-Okay, this is ridiculous. -[doorbell rings]

Pardon me, dummies, but what list are you referring to?

Ooh, I know this! I heard you finger blasted a nun in the b-hole.

and it makes me feel like he is not mature enough to get child married.

Here you go, Matthew, my new official fuck list.

-It's like Schindler's List. -How so?

[chamber music plays]

Sweetheart, how old are you? Oh, my God.

[laughs] It was a bachelor party, NBD, no big deal, boys will be boys.

Front butt? Is that technically anal? You know what? I want no part of this.

What? No, the agency told me they wanted an aerobic hamster. So...

but, uh, pretty sweet I'm bi, huh?

Either that or she wants Krewkie, I don't know.

What? Lola? You're into this mess?