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What about that website you go to, to pay your parking tickets?
-I was there for her. -Why?
[Henry] Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
Wow.
No, you didn't make me anything! I am gross.
I'm a hypocrite. I'm miserable and I make other people miserable.
-Oh, thank God. -Yep, actors.
For the last couple months, I've had work to distract me,
It's just been so crazy, this adoption process,
-But some footage has gotten out. -Footage?
but you and Gina are actors.
-Oh, don't-- -Don't forget to plug your show.
Rehab is not a cure-all that's gonna suddenly make you not an asshole.
We've actually been laughing about it here on set!
because I'm very famous, and also we called ahead.
As soon as this is settled I will take the first plane there,
No, I really don't think that's necessary.
including yourself.
Wow, it feels so weird to be eating here.
You just stay right there. I'm coming over.
Because I need to talk to you about something.
You know what you're gonna say? You wanna practice?
Everything. I need to get it out.
Red light goes boo-de-de-boop, we'll be out of here before Traffic.
I was on top and then briefly on bottom. Human-y style?
You performed a convincing scene,
Am I crazy or was she kind of hitting on me?
Then why are we doing this? Let's turn around and go home.
Uh...
the answer is Sexual Harassment O'Clock!
-Ugh. -[line ringing]
Why don't you save your funny jokes for the interview?
Diane, please, I need this.
And I'm telling you it's not gonna happen.
[clears throat] Hey.