Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and all her cool friends were off vacationing in Martha's Vineyard,

They all went cold or nasty. Except you. You were still nice.

I don't want you to be the most notable thing that ever happened to me.

many of whom will be laid off.

That's exactly right.

Is it worse or not as bad as the Felicity Jones thing?

stars of the hit show Philbert.

-[phone rings] -She's gone.

And then he asked me to "connect" to his "power source."

-Oh. Um... -You know what your problem is?

I still think it's pretty nutty we both have the left half of a medallion.

Those guys were nice, but they were total boobs.

[chuckles] She makes news fun!

Let's cut to the chase. That video.

but I'm worried now the pendulum's gonna swing too far in the other extreme

because they're invisible to our site metrics.

that if we let him down, he will, quote, "eat my ass for dinner."

Good, because my boss has made it very clear

I'm kidding, I'm giving it to someone else. [grunts]

but you're my best friend, and you need me.

-Uh... -Sure thing.

-Don't be shitty. -I'm not.

-Okay. -Do me a favor, though?

[inhales, exhales]

-What lady? [gasps] -Hey.

You're in the middle of something?

-Do you still believe that? -I do.

and ejaculate inside me."

or, "I need to talk to you: Felicity Jones hired a new stylist

-[gasps] -Hey, is this a good time to talk?

Shouldn't you be out "not really strangling" someone?