Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thanks for the encouragement. I never got that at my last job.
Oh, boy. Looks like you got your scoop!
who do good stuff sometimes and bad stuff sometimes.
I think that is a very real possibility.
I'll look like an idiot if I don't know what I'm talking about.
[Henry] I have many penises.
No, that's not... I'm not... I can't even deal with this right now.
I am asking to be held accountable.
-[high-pitched ringing] -[ringtone playing]
-So, what happens now? -I don't know.
What are you talking about? It's not over.
but I don't usually, and now, for the first time ever, I do,
We're all just... guys...
-You could write it down. -With what, a quill?
Some crew members might have taken some video of the incident
-Could you do it? -What? No!
and just lived the life you'd clearly rather be living.
At the time, I just thought it was typical corporate banter,
And possibly women over 40, but we have no way of knowing
Again?
or an authority, or a role model for anybody.
You cheating on your girlfriend
No. Don't do that.
My mom worked all the time and she never made time for me.
But then that summer when her mom got sick, like really sick,
It is never acceptable to threaten an employee with battery at any level.
and clickbait take-downs, but totally toxic for your personal life
-Oh, my God, she did? -She's fine.
[in female voice] Oh, fish!
Yeah, so he's learned his lesson and he's ready to reenter the workforce.
Okay, you two. This has been illuminating.
by placing him on an indefinite paid leave.
What is it?
So, the two of you are gonna do a sit-down interview with Biscuits Braxby.
You wanna sleep with me?