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Okay, I was obviously asking to be polite,
So, you need to stop using that as an excuse.
is not the same as Rob Schneider's surprise party.
You go, "Nah!" I go, "Really?"
I don't know. We shot some stuff?
Maybe don't watch any TV, or go on the Internet,
But she is a great girl. You just don't know her.
-Hello? -Princess Carolyn! It's Sadie.
-Thank you so much. -[bell rings]
When I was in high school, I had this friend. Abby.
Great!
[door opens, closes]
Yeah, I think your cactus is gonna be okay.
-Gina, I'm so sorry. -Let's just do the interview, okay?
-Great! Me, too! -Great!
After I said I wasn't gonna give them the baby,
-M'kay. -Here's how it's gonna go down.
but now that we're on strangle hiatus, I can't stop thinking about that "thing"
You wanted to see me, Mr. Fondle?
-[bell rings] -[man] Please get in positions.
I am a rudderless burning large garbage barge.
that you cheated with your ex-wife to your current girlfriend?
I'll bet sometimes, though, you wanna strangle each other, right?
Can we talk about it, maybe after the interview?
So... Sober me up, please!"
-Boring. -Ex-squeeze me?
Well, this is it, Henry Fondle. The end of the line.
[laughs] Busted!
-[reporters clamoring] -[camera shutter clicking]
I mean, who wasn't separated from their family as a baby
Maybe you'd be happier
Anyway, I got to thinking... I interviewed a lot of people for adoption.
[gasps]
Because I just want this to be over.
You need to take responsibility for yourself.
and you can't wait for everyone to see the new season.