Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Nothing you say is going to make me stop loving you, no matter what.

So I made you feel gross, and now...

-[Flip] What? -No!

He said he wanted to "...get all up in my guts with his penis

No one ever says, "I need to talk to you: Happy Birthday"

I didn't always look out for you as much as I should have.

and finger each other's holes.

Every woman under 40 will tune in to hear what you have to say.

and if there were any justice, you would be in jail right now.

like Matt Lauer and those magazine cut-outs he now interviews in his kitchen.

And I hated her, and I will never forgive her,

I don't understand. My parents never said no to me growing up,

and wouldn't even talk to each other.

Why aren't you answering your phone? Why aren't you in North Carolina?

My boyfriend left me, my mama stole my truck,

And I am here because... I need help."

and it's very rude of you to assume that I care.

You are out of order.

-Will 20 dollars cover it? -Don't worry about it. But, yes.

Cut your losses? Philbert is a monster hit!

Not assault, but he did make a mention of "low battery".

I didn't tell you what it is.

until she got adopted by the cool kids and then she turned on me...

-Um, yeah. -[buzzer blares]

-This should be fun. -Now that's the spirit!

See? I told you you were great at giving bad news.

[music playing]

men should not be engaging in predatory behavior at the office,

And not a cozy dumpster in a quaint alley,

Maybe What Time Is It Right Now is gone,

I was getting to it if you'd quit talking already.

Aw, that's so sweet, Mister.