Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I didn't tell you what it is.

men should not be engaging in predatory behavior at the office,

-[Flip] What? -No!

I don't understand. My parents never said no to me growing up,

My boyfriend left me, my mama stole my truck,

And not a cozy dumpster in a quaint alley,

Cut your losses? Philbert is a monster hit!

Not assault, but he did make a mention of "low battery".

and wouldn't even talk to each other.

like Matt Lauer and those magazine cut-outs he now interviews in his kitchen.

Nothing you say is going to make me stop loving you, no matter what.

Why aren't you answering your phone? Why aren't you in North Carolina?

And I am here because... I need help."

I didn't always look out for you as much as I should have.

until she got adopted by the cool kids and then she turned on me...

and finger each other's holes.

-Um, yeah. -[buzzer blares]

Every woman under 40 will tune in to hear what you have to say.

-Will 20 dollars cover it? -Don't worry about it. But, yes.

I was getting to it if you'd quit talking already.

and it's very rude of you to assume that I care.

You are out of order.

So I made you feel gross, and now...

[music playing]

See? I told you you were great at giving bad news.

Maybe What Time Is It Right Now is gone,

-This should be fun. -Now that's the spirit!

No one ever says, "I need to talk to you: Happy Birthday"

And I hated her, and I will never forgive her,

and if there were any justice, you would be in jail right now.

He said he wanted to "...get all up in my guts with his penis

Aw, that's so sweet, Mister.