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- Yes! - You have to buy me a toy!
- I don't have to buy you shit. - If you don't buy me anything...
Dee- Dee, will you just- Can we go to the mall? Will you drive me?
Hey, pretty boy.
- Well, did you have sex with her? - Yeah.
- Where the hell have you been? You said 11 :30, dude! - I don't wanna talk about it.
And I was wondering what you think about this?
- Well, we have some literature- - Great. Thank you. Thanks.
- Yeah, real excited about the rally. - We're gonna kick ass this time.
- Saturday. - Yeah. Are you there? Are you goin'? Are you gonna be there?
- Are you gonna do it? - No.
Yeah. Can I get by here? Thanks.
- We can't go to the mall, all right? - Shut up! I'm the boss of you!
That's not even a-
I just- I really love that sign. I wondered that so many times.
- Whoa! - [Stacy] Language, please.
- Shit! They're throwing eggs! - They did this last time.
Uh, Planned Parenthood, Bryn Mawr Medical Center.
- All right, listen, I need to talk to you about your kid. - Why?
- [Dennis] So, wait, she's sayin'this is your son? - [Mac] I don't know.
No. All right. You're twisting words here and, like, gettin' cute.
- Okay. Yeah. - Great.
- [Woman] Hey, Charlie. - ## [Singing]
According to this, that's not really a good idea. So I'm gonna have to pass.
You have an ugly face, okay? You try and push people's buttons all the time!
- You know what a nightmare it's been since he left? - I don't care.
And you liberals are against killing murderers.
- Wait a second! So you're not pregnant? - [Engine Starts]
- Stop saying "why." - Why?
- I can jump on board with that. - Yeah!
[Tommy] What do you want, Mom?