Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Uh, let's see. Because your kid has serious emotional problems. - Why?

Stop talking! Wait. Let me think.

Is this a game? This is your game?

That waitress is picking me up any minute! I was ready to shut down the bar!

I don't really have any convictions.

- Really? - Yeah, sure. I'd pick him up at, like, 8:00?

- So I was having an argument with some friends the other day. - Uh-huh.

Tommy, be nice. Huh? This is Charlie.

You know what? I think all these chicks are gay.

- He's drunk? - He's not drunk.

Are you all right? Is that gonna be okay? Because I could really use- use him.

I'll blow you for $10.

All righty. I'll make sure he gets the message. Thank you.

It's nobody's choice. It should be left up to God.

Okay, here we go!

You are a genius

- Die! Die! Die! - No! Hey! Whoa, Tommy! No!

So, uh, look at me for a second, pal. Okay, do me a favor.

Hmm. I don't know. I'd have to check.

- What does she want? - Well, that's- that's the weird thing.