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You could ask nice. Dennis, let's go. We're goin' to the mall.
Yeah. Well, uh, you know, it's the least I could do, so-
- Or... maybe we could carpool. You know what I mean? - Carpool?
I know that. You know what? Come with me and pretend you're my girlfriend.
they got here regarding that proposition.
- You're not the boss of me! - I am the boss! I wanna go to the mall!
So you're not allowed to use birth control, but abortions are no problem?
- It's her body, and it's her decision. - No, I'm sorry.
Are you hitting on me at an abortion rally?
- So you really had a good time, huh? - Yeah. We had a blast.
[Cell Phone Ringing]
- Really? - Mm-hmm.
- So she doesn't think I'm creepy. - Well, you are creepy.
- No. - No. No.
- I love the smell of protest in the morning. - What?
Oh.
[Shouting]
- [All Shouting] - Baby killer! Baby killer! Baby killer!
- Are you kidding me? - Later, tater.
Dennis, you are such a jackass!
Uh, Charlie and his friend are here.
They're having another one on Saturday. These chicks are everywhere.
You know what? Let me consult some of this free literature...
- You suck! - You suck, all right? Breathe it in. Fresh air now.
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