Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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Are you actually gonna throw away all your convictions for a chance to get laid?
- It's gonna be good to know. - Why?
Well, listen, I just think our situation is different.
Wrong key.
Yeah, I-
Hey, Mac. It's Dennis.
- You're a very good ref. - Yeah, I know. I'm a great ref. I'd like to play the game now.
- Right. - Saturday?
Den, you don't understand the week I've been having.
No! Wait-Wait- Wait a second! Wait! Oh.
[Shouting Continues]
- How is our situation different? - Well, because I didn't mean to get you pregnant.
All right. Okay. So now you're, like, a word genius.
I just had to know for sure.
- Ah. - With-Yeah.
- Hey, Mac. Where you been? - Oh, I don't know. Saving humanity.
Charlie! Jesus Christ! Are you almost 30? Are you almost 30 years old?
- Thank you. - Hey, you're really hard-core, aren't you?
Oh, I don't know. I'll probably, uh, kill myself.
- You're ugly! - You are the one that's ugly!
[Grunts] God! All right. So can I still take him out on Saturday?
- I love the program! - It's one of his favorite programs.
[Scoffs] Are you serious? This is the guy?
- [All Shouting] - Excuse me. Excuse me.
- It's funny and original. - It's not fun- How is it funny and original?
- You wanna go to the mall? - I wanna go to the mall!
- Okay. - Wow! Oh, my God, that's racist. What do you say to that?
No! No! No! Give me the stick! Give me the stick!