Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Something like that.

You're not my buddy!

No, we can't bring him in.

Why? I didn't break it.

Alf, you are in there!

[ Loud racket ]

You can forget about it.

We certainly can't take him to the hospital.

No! Hello? Hello?

Yeah, right. And i'm sean penn.

It's for your own good, wayne-- I mean alf!

Of the family unit.

They think i'm a threat to national security;

All right, let's call it a mistake.

So you're protecting me...

Nobody likes to think about the inevitable,

You're not an insurance agent.

You're not an insurance agent.

I hope you remember what he said...

You may never get out if you need to come outside, but you never need to go anywhere out! You may never get out if you need to come outside, but you never need to go anywhere out!

♪ 'cause you're the one who's out of this world ♪

Hey, i'm sorry.

I can't let you leave.

There's plenty to keep you occupied;

What do you think it is?

♪ take a look at me ♪

Offhand, i can think of several policies...

I'm not talking about me. I'm not talking about you.

I'm not wearing anything underneath.

I don't want to lose you, alf.

Kate, i'm not a terrorist.

One thing just led to another.

[ In unison ] michigan life & casualty.

Yeah, well, the underwriters are pretty happy about that.

What's going on?

You obviously don't want a policy.

I want you to stop this.

Mrs. Ochmonek has my rolling pin.

Fine, mine just came.

There's no power going into the high-Voltage transformer.

Your eyelids are getting heavy.

I'm not going to give up.

Instead, we have an alien from outer space.

Fine, thank you. Have a nice day.

Why do you always get to do it?

Wait a minute! That's crazy!

So you were an ex-Con.

Maybe we can get wayne to give us alf insurance.