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Alfmeister.
It's broken!
Maybe we should call dr. Jeff.
Yes, i'm sure he has insurance.
Let's see... the last thing i remember...
[ Cat screeching ]
It was.
I love this woman.
A little mayo, and slap together a b-L-T.
Is that your minds aren't on insurance.
If i can find my actuarial tables--
We've received an anonymous tip,
I can't. I'm in the fast lane.
No.
Why don't you just...
We're friends.
I'd love to, but i can't.
Lived another 6 light-Years away.
It's the day before christmas!
You ask for a divorce tonight, or we are through!
He must be hungry. He didn't even say grace.
We don't cover hot tubs.
But you do have a responsibility to your family.
To us, you aren't.
You got a job?
Pain, sleep deprivation,
And then take their clothes.
I've heard about this happening to other insurance agents,
Hello?
I'm glad we got that cleared up.
I can't believe you called the police.
You didn't let me finish.
Alf.
All right, syllogism:
Nothin'.
Yeah, listen.
Lucky... grrrrrr.
[ Loud high-Pitched warble ]
Your call.
Before they haul you off to jail?
Willie...
Alf!
It's broken!. It's broken!.
Yep-- He's back.
Dr. Demento.
And before i knew it, i was on the freeway.
Thank you.
Alf, she's serious.
So i'm part of the family, huh?
I don't know what happened.
Tanner!
All i know is somebody used my radio.
You live with us.
Ambaho
♪♪
Oh, my gosh!
Alf, pull off the road
When you slip in the bath tub... ...and lose your memory
Do you know how long i...
You are getting sleepy.
Yeah, but uh,
So are my good gold cuff links.
Whoa, where did that come from?
A space creature?
You're brainwashing me!
Don't sign anything.
Playdoh.
What is that scratching noise?
6 light-Years away!