Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[ Toilet flushing ]
But alf, i don't want you...
No way. I'm driving too fast.
"Pull its toenails out?"
What about my back?
Now!
Listen, willie,
I'll be in the whirling hot tub.
Don't make a sound. Stay right here.
Who does?
Gotta go!
I don't think they hang people anymore.
I'm wayne schlegel; michigan life & casualty.
About 3 feet tall.
You're not a blood relative.
But don't get too comfortable.
You're an alien.
You know, i liked you better as an alien.
You'll get a taste of being a prisoner.
But i'm not!
Are you listening, willie?
I just can't think of my wife's name right now.
Inoculation-- That's needles.
Alf!
The time you washed dad's camera in the washer.
No we're not.
As a cross between a kangaroo and an aardvark?
Wayne, why do you sound so funny?
Alf, pull off the road.
Why?
Welcome home...
Aw, stop putting yourself down.
That is you!
That will fit your needs.
Alf!
Oh, my god! I'm naked!
In the new place, the traffic flow is much better.
Please, please, alf.
The usual battery of tests.
Lucky, you bad boy!
Okay, okay! I'll ask for a divorce tonight.
I thought we didn't have a wayne schlegel.
I think maybe--
To accept the nobel prize.
Why does alf keep doing thinks like this?
Willie!
A terrorist.
[ Horn honking ] nice move, buddy!
I don't know. Just...
They'll have to be content with that.
Or the time you built the termite farm in the attic.
I've called the police!
There's hair in this tuna fish.
Any mail for me?
I know what you're going to say.
Where are you? What happened?
What next? The curling iron, your toothbrush?
Wayne schlegel?
That is inconsiderate!
I didn't know you could play the piano.
You must be mr. Tanner.
Haaaaaa.
Good-Bye, wayne schlegel!
Oh, my gosh, it's the police!