Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm not getting anywhere.

Thank you, son.

For a kidnapped insurance agent named wayne schlegel.

Just keep your distance,

No, i was hiding in the dryer.

You can shoot anteaters!

Quick. Let's remind him of other things, like...

What's going on here?

Yeah, thanks... mom.

But it does sound tasty.

You sure? There's a surprise in the center.

No, dr. Jeff doesn't handle this kind of thing.

Incidentally, you're over your limit.

Okay, so you're free thinkers,

Alf, you made me that video...

How do you think i made the million dollar club?

Your favorite food. Doughnuts and brownies.

Didn't even really--

That's about it.

Morning. Morning.

We're just going to give up? Is that what you're saying?

Locate exactly where you are.

See if she can find any help for you!

Is your wife with you?

I'm not talking about me.

Living in our laundry room.

I'm not going to prison.

To change my mind.

What are you doing in there?

First the phone... now, the radio.

It's broken! It's broken!

Why don't you tell them that they're aliens...

We just want our alf back.

Wayne schlegel.

[ Knock knock knock ]

Michigan life & casualty.

Thank you. Happy birthday.

What do you want from me?

We'll have to go visit him.

You love us that much?

Alf, how were you able to purchase $4000 of makeup?

I'll have you know, i've got a delicate stomach.

It's far too dangerous for you out there.

What if i show you a mirror?

Loved you? I'm married.

Yeah? You're another one!

A houseguest of ours has come down with amnesia.

We are through, mr. Schlegel!

What are we going to do?

You are not married.

Shhhh! It's a glove.

I can't believe alf used your shortwave to call the president.

We were literally packed in there like sardines.

There's enough of wayne schlegel to go around.

I want you to get your memory back.

Hey, hey, it's coming back to me now.

Out of my way, all of you!

On a dinner plate, i could understand.

We're not getting through to him.

[ Breaking glass ]