Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I brought you a snack, mr. Schlegel.

Could be a '79.

And good night, mrs. Ochmonek,

I think that really was a good one.

You don't have to make rude noises.

Oh, sorry, alf.

No, i don't think that's funny.

[ Alf ] never mind the curtains, put me out!

You're getting me all confused.

We don't have a whirling hot tub.

What are we going to do with you?

I'm glad you haven't wasted your life.

Anything else you want to tell me,

♪ i may be an unknown from the twilight zone ♪

You people spin crazy yarns.

Ha! Your goose is cooked now, bucko!

This has gone far enough.

Therefore, i do not eat cats.

It's because we were afraid of losing you.

We do, however, have some other policies...

No. We can't hit him on the head with a rolling pin.

♪ and tell me what you see ♪

Alf, want to go outside and throw the old frisbee?

♪ you're the one who's out of this world ♪

There's dasher, dancer,

Yeah, i could do that.

I'll tell the judge i was treated very well.

Now the cops are going to lock you up.

He's like a 3 year old.

I wish these insurance companies would leave me alone.

First, you strip me.

Sorry, i thought it was lynn's.

And you say it was an accident?

What am i going to do?

They sure are. I've never seen them so--

You are a bagel.

Arrivederci Vegeta

Matthew, mark, luke and john.

I want my keys and pants,

I'll just explain.

It's like a veil being lifted--

That is the opposite of considerate!

MArian and Regelungsjungs on Thursday

By locking me naked in your bedroom and feeding me sugar.