Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You okay, man?

so the next day, I returned to the store

- You broke this stuff. - Right, I see that,

I don't have someone in my life that is--I'm this close with.

I began meeting with the parents

I mean, I would-- I guess so, yeah.

and moved some of her poorer-selling items

"you break it, you buy it" policy,

to connect with the locals...

This is all really great.

a alien tried to-- to pull him into the sun.

was to get him inside the antique shop.

or gone insane from the unimaginable loneliness

- Right, it's just something we've done.

- The majority of parents agreed to sign our contract,

meaning that if an item breaks, it's as good as a sale,

- Um, it's a little hard.

The problem is, landing a deal like that can cost millions.

so once I finished up with his dad,

- And you do that? - Yeah.

- Right, right, right.

sewn into the lining of my jacket

Everybody does this shit, Max, [bleep] George.

- Safety is always my number one priority,

so I asked permission to take all his physical measurements

and you're having sex with a girl,

with the solid portfolio of kids I needed

- You know, I just wouldn't want to do all this work if it's--

we had several rounds,

Some restaurants, they won't even serve me

- I just wouldn't prefer a broken item.

who said he could accurately predict

- As we drove to JJ's apartment,

- What's your favorite movie?