Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So I'm just gonna hang here in the quad.

- She's naked. - It's a boy.

We met when she was a senior and I was a freshman.

I will fuck your world sideways.

- I'm all tapped out. - Then tap yourself in, bitch!

Big tipper. Bad eyesight. I read to him

Fiona, go get the shake.

Now get out of my kitchen.

Well, you have help, though, right?

- What? - Hotel guest.

I sleep with a body pillow.

He's trying to humanize himself to us so we don't kill him.

There's this class I want to audit at this college.

I'm trying to figure out what that little girl's doing in there.

All right. You can be my beer pong partner tonight, faggot.

Everybody loved my stuff.

I almost killed an innocent kitty!

pounding stale candy into ice cream

...and then maybe start to get a life. - You should read it.

You guys are a bad influence.

Honey, carbon footprint.

Watchmaking. Cobbling.