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Yes, sir, but...

Why? Cause f*** 'em, that's why

"Because she's a nigger lover."

THAT NOT PICKING MAKING MY PENIS SOFT

you understand what I'm saying, right?

(tires squealing)

Ppl at the wedding were thinking

Did he just call us "niggers"?

And if you're watching this video,

Be sure to spray chocolate sauce on the wall near the toilet

For the last 15 years,

When I say this is my show, this is my show.

Listen I got to take a shit

No, sir, not in many years.

What, you don't think I can write them books?

I mean, you know my reputation.

This is the very first episode, I finally got my own show.

First of all, never show up on time,

Oh, I'm gettin' ready to crash, girl, hold up.

I'm the only manager here.

For instance...

Y'know, a lot of people ask, "why?"

Sir, you're a friend.

is dedicated to a copy place that I frequent.

Good lord, we're back, welcome to Chappelle's Show,

they think they're the best dancers,

with a comedy sketch.

and consider treating a customer with respect,

as proof positive that it happened before hip-hop.

Oh, no, that's fine, thank you.

of people objectifying women, and I'll show it to you tonight

You're the manager?!

My butt itches... And I took a shower

Uh-oh, tony, you missed a spot.

It's a bleeper of a blooper, though.

Gay, totally gay

Bridgett Wexler is the home's headmistress.

I'm overwhelmed by the irony.

then tell them, "guess what?

With the Home Stenographer,

because hes a kicker lover

What if I were to tell you

can I help you?

Y’ALL WANNA SEE MY FACE??!

Y’all wanna see my face