Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Y'all ready, some sketch comedy,

Matter of fact, my friend Jasper told me

Y'know, this first piece, actually

All right, y'all, we'll be right back,

and just pay attention to the theoretical motherfuckers

"Popcopy" employee training film

If they use Apple, tell them we're PC

Anyone have sex with my sister, it's gonna be me!"

Did I mention that before?

And Clayton Bigsby, black white supremacist,

And if they got that, tell them the computers are down.

a man named Clayton Bigsby has been the leading voice

It's not HBO...

Dear Jack Green

The anticipation was at a fever pitch

Anyone drugs up my kid with melatonin to shut them up, it's gonna be me! Hmm.

I am your manager, what's up?

ain't sympathetic to the cause and wants to shoot you.

King Cole Records comin' at you.

But, getting to Mr. Bigsby was an odyssey in itself,

I'll go to Rikers for three or four years

Let me see your face!

This crazy market makin' my penis soft.

I'm gonna put my hood on.

And now, for those on the go, the Travel Stenographer.

then look at it and tell them it's the wrong format.

and they stink!

Where would I start?

Yes, I believe you did, sir.

and I don't know him, you might could help me out with that.

MY BUTT IS ITCHIN’ LIKE CRAZY, AND I TOOK A SHOWER.

Look at my face when I see her titty pop out.

Condoleezza Rice Sounds like a mexican dish!

I can't understand you, go back to your country.

Hell, yeah, I suck toes!

Everybody, I have a lot of things to discuss,

Thanks, Home Stenographer.

You better put your hood on, Clayton,

that don't mean there's something wrong with you.

I'm tired of hip-hop takin' the rap.