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Can you believe it?
All right, All right.
Try a bag Of wild squirrels.
I'm looking For norm peterson.
Can you hand me The baseball almanac Under the bar?
Paul, i'll--i'll Replace it.
In some small way,
Would you just Let it attack you And peck your eyes out?
See, this was In your drinking days.
They're playing An old red sox game On play ball later.
Now that you Mention it, cliff--
She forgets all about Her little date with you.
Yeah, sammy, All you had to do Was say something.
Dot, i'm so sorry.
After all, i'm An accountant myself.
I said to you This afternoon
I haven't flirted With a woman Since i met vera.
Right now.
That i'm not really Attracted to her,
What are you Worried about? What do you mean?
Oh, hi, vera.
Yeah, right. Would you flirt with An i.R.S. Agent?
$500 To have Your nails wrapped?
Listen, As long as you're Checking the mail,
I do it to stay thin.
Ouch.
I just spent two hours With some horse's ass
Why don't i just Pick up the phone