Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What is this living nightmare?
I'd get a date by the end of the week.
We're going back to the mall, man.
♪ you can't stop the party ♪
Soos, can a computer game go to Reggie's engagement party with you?
I shan't let another different future and eternity girl take you away from thee, Soos!. I shan't let another different future and eternity girl take you away from thee, Soos!.
いいえ！ 待って！
Don't worry, I'm pretty sure she is stuck on TV screens.
I do not want to pressure you, but you are a man now.
That's not important.
It's the first time he's missed work ever.
Hello?
It's Will E. Badger. I love you, Will E.
What?
I may have purchased a dating simulator
that attained sentience and went crazy.
Did someone say flirting?
I have go to the bathroom for a long time.
Feel it, it's muscle.
One time I was so hungry
but we can video chat, if that's okay with you?
Being an adult is the worst!
Ah, you're pretty.
No more Colombian nights.
No! Wait!
But I'm not sure.
You bought my game, you held my books, you are my boyfriend.
Ah, don't look at me like that!
私は言って、ゲームオーバー、フジモト！