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for the surprise party they're having for you later.
Brian, you scared me there. Don't be scared of me, dude. I'm not like I used to be.
What? So now you want a piece of me? Is that it?
- Why do you even care? - I don't know.
Do you know a word that rhymes with unicorn?
If you're upset about problems at home,
But then they hit puberty before I did,
Well, it-it's really kind of important.
Yeah. Thanks, Bowser. [ Chuckles ]
You, Bill? No, never. See?
But I got you something on my own instead.
Lisa, what-- what exactly is going on here?
Why not? Okay. What the hell. Go on.
I know you're upset. You know what you have to do.
Look, guys, I don't want to be a jerk about this,
if Lisa promises that no matter what kind of problems you're having at home,
I really respect you guys keeping your dream alive,
Let it go, Joe.
Yeah, all right, Matthew. Or sometimes I'll play a little computer solitaire.
And I knew there was something I was supposed to remember.
You know, they've blown their whole lives to pursue this stupid-ass dream,
[ Chuckles ] Bowser.
Ah, screw the talk! Let's sing!
Are you insane?
Dude, that was a little harsh.
there's no reason you shouldn't take 'em out on Matthew.