Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Like maybe I should be protecting myself, 'cause obviously I'm hurt now.
You know, it's always been a dream of mine to host whatever this is.
will be purely an expression of lust and gratitude.
No, you have to make a commitment to me every day.
You said it, baby. Vroom!
Jay, you don't know what you're talking about.
How about some hanky-panky?
-Just knee buckling orgasms. -Dad...
Oh, for your information, I've been in the car and number of times
The year was 1955.
-[crash] -♪ Sing it ♪
to literally millions of people.
Lorne, the pull out method, Slender Man.
Can you please help me?
Yeah, before you infect anyone else,
Put your finger in my hoodle? Come on, you sexy doodle.
-But it's mostly abortions. -Common misconception, Jay.
Mom, Dad, I have Blue Waffle.
Let's get right to it. I need to know that you're serious.
Yeah, we seen his law commercials.
♪ DJ Soul was on a roll ♪
-By killing babies? -Jay, please stop.
-He was a catch. -How are you doing?
With me, you just set it and forget it, and let the dude just slam it home.
Andrew, I'm sorry that you're a shit flinger.
-I need help! -[Missy] Hey Andrew! Over here!
I am. It's the Randy Quaid cocktail.
Like maybe I should just put a fucking condom over my own self.
Diane, I long to be with child.
Not to mention, Nathan sells hot dogs.
-Is that so wrong? -I guess not?
Our tongues did, dummy. We Frenched!
-It does, doesn't it? -Ha-ha!
I'm fine.
-Whoa! Your mom is hot. -I know this guy.
This one was perfect. It was a sucker's dream.
♪ Groove is in the heart ♪
Oh, whoa! Were we about to kiss, babe?
This woman's reproductive health might be at stake.
-Help me. -I don't know how!
You okay, Andrew?
but I can't!
The female reproductive system is how you make...
[gunshots]
-These things, they're just skits, right? -Most of them are,
-Is this supposed to be happening-- -[gunshot]