Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mom, Dad, I have Blue Waffle.
♪ DJ Soul was on a roll ♪
Like maybe I should be protecting myself, 'cause obviously I'm hurt now.
Can you please help me?
You said it, baby. Vroom!
Yeah, we seen his law commercials.
to literally millions of people.
-Is this supposed to be happening-- -[gunshot]
The year was 1955.
♪ Groove is in the heart ♪
-I need help! -[Missy] Hey Andrew! Over here!
The female reproductive system is how you make...
-Whoa! Your mom is hot. -I know this guy.
No, you have to make a commitment to me every day.
Let's get right to it. I need to know that you're serious.
Our tongues did, dummy. We Frenched!
-By killing babies? -Jay, please stop.
Oh, whoa! Were we about to kiss, babe?
will be purely an expression of lust and gratitude.
This woman's reproductive health might be at stake.
Yeah, before you infect anyone else,
Not to mention, Nathan sells hot dogs.
-But it's mostly abortions. -Common misconception, Jay.
How about some hanky-panky?
Andrew, I'm sorry that you're a shit flinger.
-Help me. -I don't know how!
You know, it's always been a dream of mine to host whatever this is.
Diane, I long to be with child.
Oh, for your information, I've been in the car and number of times
You okay, Andrew?
I am. It's the Randy Quaid cocktail.
-It does, doesn't it? -Ha-ha!
-He was a catch. -How are you doing?
This one was perfect. It was a sucker's dream.
Put your finger in my hoodle? Come on, you sexy doodle.
but I can't!
-[crash] -♪ Sing it ♪
[gunshots]
With me, you just set it and forget it, and let the dude just slam it home.
Lorne, the pull out method, Slender Man.
-These things, they're just skits, right? -Most of them are,
I'm fine.
-Is that so wrong? -I guess not?
Jay, you don't know what you're talking about.
-Just knee buckling orgasms. -Dad...
Like maybe I should just put a fucking condom over my own self.