Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What sort of space ship would enter a vagina without consent?

♪ Groove is in the heart ♪

Your mother and I, now married, were ready to start a family.

-Yeah. -Michael Villareal? Hello.

That's why I'm wearing pants.

PLANNED PARENTHOOD

but I'm going to choose...

-The biggest stars in the country. -So the dogs were movie stars.

but that one seems like it really happened.

Yeah, especially the whole nightmare scenario of you making out with Lola.

Well, Mrs. Birch's birth control was robbing her of her natural moisture.

I don't understand.

I don't want a baby or a tuna melt.

To say I'm eager to please is an understatement.

Is there some sort of skit that we can watch

That's what I was hoping you weren't gonna do!

while we both make searing eye contact with Missy?

and stick your dick in a waffle maker,

Every person on this team is equally important.

-Any questions? -Nick Birch, row three.

You know, you're 50 years old.

a trace amount of feces will always remain.

[Nick] Dad, are you on a bunch of painkillers for your surgery?

How about... Andrew?

by getting a vasectomy.

Okay, now scan the sample for abnormal cells.

[female voice] The year is 2126.

but obviously if that's not enough,

Really? You do?

♪ I been told he can't be sold ♪

-I'm just here for the buffet. -Okay.

You're both such amazing spatulas,

and he calls it an abortion factory.

-Help me! -[Marty] Andrew!

-Oh! -Babe, babe, baby...

♪ Astronomical ♪

Hi Leah, I'm the pill.

we're gonna chop your rotten dick off.