Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Barbara, did you touch my box of peach pits?
No matter how much you wash your hands,
They're gonna be mean and threatening, and weirdly personal.
Well, then you can't use those condoms that you love.
[Andrew] Is it that you're 46 and she's 13?
Honey, I'm sorry. I can't.
-[bell rings] -[Steve] All right, guys.
They sound good, but do you really want one right now?
PREGNANT
Slam it home? Is that what sex is like?
Busted! Planned Parenthood does do abortions.
Approaching cyst.
and you can't even put ice cream on it 'cause it's too hot.
Yeah, are you crazy? That place is just for girls.
-Andrew, your STD is killing everyone! -Argh!
when in walked the most beautiful girl I'd ever seen: Your mother.
Oh, that's a huge relief,
General Fillion and Janitor Glouberman, though I'm flattered,
Chewbacca sound!
Babies... they're like tuna melts.
because I recently made thick in the warm.
Why aren't you offering girls money to touch their tits?
[swooshes]
Your mother and I were really good friends.
Another teenager making a terrible life choice.
[knocking on door]
Let's climb all over each other while we listen to the Mets.
In fact, I'll pay you in Bitcoin.
when my dad has dropped off his receptionist there,
Gentlemen, I think Jessi is referring to cancer screenings.
-I'm the Pull Out Method. -Hi.
and a baby's, like, a lot of responsibility.
Also, Planned Parenthood offers birth control
What an exciting adventure this has been.