Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[muffled shouting]
'cause no one will ever speak to you or touch you ever again.
Brace yourself, people! Initiating shrink down.
Even you, Bilzerians.
Through college at least.
Yeah, I like to suck the fiber out of the ridges.
If I didn't come and tell your entire sex ed class
Any last requests, science lesbo?
Because I needed to tell you that you gave me Blue Waffle.
-boys. -Go now, Missy,
Up next, another song we've chosen for you.
I know. And we haven't even talked about STDs.
When the average woman is born, she has 300,000 eggs.
"Planned Parenthood?"
Okay, symptoms. After contracting Blue Waffle,
Oh God. We did.
[Nick] I'm sorry, is that a Woody Allen thing?
I'm sorry, but they do a lot more than abortions.
I do.
Andrew, would you be willing to dance the merengue with me
We both know you're not going to pick me.
Oh, thank you, everybody. And thank you all for watching.
-It's hot? -No duh, Andrew.
because a lobster was attacking her.
The first year of my residency,
but let me tell you something,
I've decided it's cool that you're a disgusting pervert.
-STDs? -Oh, no! I think this one's gonna be scary.
Honestly, it's just at this point...
-Wait, what? -Then what's going on with my body?
the perfect contraception.
Extending the swab, captain.
[Fillion] You know, I'll never get used to this part of the job.
Yeah, it's kind of a bummer, but--
[Elliot]  A few years later, flash forward to 1955.
Your dick busts open and it turns into a bumpy blue waffle,
which back then was just a diner,