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Forget it! That elephant cost me thousands of dollars.
- [ Grunts ] - Your kid flew five feet.
Ben explaining the new LFA pricing structure
- " [ Mellow ] - Where's my elephant?
- And it's all your fault. - Yes, it is, ma'am.
- [ All Groaning ] - There. Isn't that a lot better?
- Don't whisper into the mike. - [ Clears Throat ] Kid, the elephant's a gag prize.
- [ Electrical Charge ] - [ Wiggum Yelling ]
D’oh? D’oh!
Ooh!
- Nobody takes the gag prize. You want the cash. - I want the elephant.
[ Both Gasp ]
it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get.
It's perfect, Dad.
Dad, how would you like to be sold to an ivory dealer?
It plays CDs automatically...
Mm, elephant fresh.
How does he keep up with the news like that
If you don't get that kid an elephant by tomorrow, the DJ-3000 gets your job.
I’ll just reach in and pull my legs out
Are you mad, woman?
Well, animals are a lot like people, Mrs. Simpson.
I know you're gonna like it here. No, Stampy, no!
[ Grumbling ]
[ Car Doors Slamming, Tires Screeching ]
- [ Trumpets ] - Whoa!
Son, you're okay!
- Pyle! - Shazam!
And I'm going to the park to jam with the Little White Girls Blues Quartet.
- Dad, you're sinking! - Huh?
For the ninth time, no!
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