Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They can't get the suitcase closed, right?

You know, there's a maid still cleaning up in there.

AIDS is a plague.

For this court is now sitting.

And that's not freedom.

—because if the First Amendment will protect a …

In that case, Larry, this is a completely bullshit charge.

Yet you take a picture of two people in the act of sex …

- Nine months? Is that all you got? - Three more months.

… from Ottawa, Tennessee.

So we're gonna pay a million bucks?

… we baptise you in the name of the Father and in the name of the Son …

There's many who support Hustler, but none are willing to support you.

You leave me no choice but to sentence you to 9 months.

You're a classy guy. I've heard about you.

What the hell do I need that shit for? I want my mind back.

- Thank you. - Don't mention it.

… and, you know, Wicked this, wicked that, and …

I'll go back, and I'll eat dog food, okay? Dog food.

Mr. Flynt, how can you, as a good Christian, defend this filth?

For chrissakes.

Nobody in this bar wants their religion and their beer mixed together!

… in the most ghastly manner in the name of humanity.

All persons having business before the honourable U.S. Supreme Court …

- You want a ceremony? - I wanna go to a church.

So when you're old and ugly, you can look back at this.

And these tapes, Your Honour, are pure carnality.

They're all the way here from Paris and London, Kentucky.

It's a picture of Santa Claus.

… are nonetheless protected by the First Amendment.

… or are you gonna pay the $10,000 that I ordered?

… of an astonishing 2 million copies.

- I'd like a moment with my client. - I don't need it. It is my right …

To assassinate it.

Why do I have to go to jail to protect your freedom?

- Hey, ladies. - Hey, Larry, we're ready to go.

Jesus said, I am the way, the truth and the life.

- Yeah, that's it. - What—? Hey, hey, hey.

What are we gonna do?

- Fuck you, Your Honour! - Want more?

You've got to make them understand that it was just a joke.

But you know what? You guys can call this a circus …

I specialise in civil liberties.

None of you guys are fired.

Please, please …

My bank gives loans, and homes get built.

… until you reveal the source of your videotape!

It's all for the man on the go, man about town.

Only in America, huh?

Prior to that, it's friendly.

I don't want to work at the magazine anymore.

Listen, I was watching that damn island for four months …

They're going up to the newsstands, and they're puking. They're vomiting.

No comment. No comment.

… A pig has the same rights as a president.

So if you're up to it …

- If you want my opinion— - I'm serious. I'm taking notes.

You crazy cripple.

No. I told them I had the DeLorean tapes. Now they believe anything I say.

God, do it. Just do it, then. Do it.

I have some important announcements to make.

That's what makes it a meaningless standard.

- How are you today, Larry? - Terrible. I'm in pain.

Gentlemen, Playboy is mocking you.

I don't understand.

… that if you stand for public office or become a public figure …

I like the way you dance. I mean, don't get me wrong.

… because they've said there's no libellous speech. Nobody could …

No, Justice Scalia. There is no line between the two.

… Judge Kirk gave very specific instructions to this jury, okay?

This ain't no Mamie Eisenhower or Lady Bird.

So tell me, is your brother, Ji— Mr. President …

… but I don't know what the hell they're talking about.

… selling John DeLorean 50 kilos of cocaine?

Very well. The court will set a bond on Mr. Larry Flynt for $50,000.

… and the caption suggests this man is leading an ass to Washington.

Mr. Flynt, is that an American flag you have on?

Thousands of people every year petition the Supreme Court, okay?

… photo spreads of women alone.

The honourable, the chief justice and the associate justices …

… of Jerry Falwell, who was really a prime candidate for such a satire …

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury …

… only because it is the freest country.

- Truculent. - Obloquy?

… and the vitality of society as a whole.

Larry, you can't advertise that.

But ask yourself the question: