Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

AIDS is a plague.

You've got to make them understand that it was just a joke.

… selling John DeLorean 50 kilos of cocaine?

You know, there's a maid still cleaning up in there.

It's a picture of Santa Claus.

Thousands of people every year petition the Supreme Court, okay?

No, Justice Scalia. There is no line between the two.

- Yeah, that's it. - What—? Hey, hey, hey.

- How are you today, Larry? - Terrible. I'm in pain.

- If you want my opinion— - I'm serious. I'm taking notes.

You crazy cripple.

… from Ottawa, Tennessee.

… because they've said there's no libellous speech. Nobody could …

What are we gonna do?

I'll go back, and I'll eat dog food, okay? Dog food.

No. I told them I had the DeLorean tapes. Now they believe anything I say.

… only because it is the freest country.

Very well. The court will set a bond on Mr. Larry Flynt for $50,000.

I like the way you dance. I mean, don't get me wrong.

Listen, I was watching that damn island for four months …

- Thank you. - Don't mention it.

But you know what? You guys can call this a circus …

So we're gonna pay a million bucks?

And these tapes, Your Honour, are pure carnality.

… we baptise you in the name of the Father and in the name of the Son …

For chrissakes.

… in the most ghastly manner in the name of humanity.

I don't understand.

There's many who support Hustler, but none are willing to support you.

- I'd like a moment with my client. - I don't need it. It is my right …

… that if you stand for public office or become a public figure …

So if you're up to it …

… photo spreads of women alone.

This ain't no Mamie Eisenhower or Lady Bird.

All persons having business before the honourable U.S. Supreme Court …

Only in America, huh?

- Hey, ladies. - Hey, Larry, we're ready to go.

In that case, Larry, this is a completely bullshit charge.

Please, please …

… and the caption suggests this man is leading an ass to Washington.

… and, you know, Wicked this, wicked that, and …

- Nine months? Is that all you got? - Three more months.

Prior to that, it's friendly.

So tell me, is your brother, Ji— Mr. President …

… are nonetheless protected by the First Amendment.

… of Jerry Falwell, who was really a prime candidate for such a satire …

And that's not freedom.

No comment. No comment.

The honourable, the chief justice and the associate justices …

Nobody in this bar wants their religion and their beer mixed together!

That's what makes it a meaningless standard.

- Fuck you, Your Honour! - Want more?

Mr. Flynt, is that an American flag you have on?

Yet you take a picture of two people in the act of sex …

Mr. Flynt, how can you, as a good Christian, defend this filth?

They're all the way here from Paris and London, Kentucky.

So when you're old and ugly, you can look back at this.

My bank gives loans, and homes get built.

To assassinate it.

They're going up to the newsstands, and they're puking. They're vomiting.

- You want a ceremony? - I wanna go to a church.

They can't get the suitcase closed, right?

For this court is now sitting.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury …

… until you reveal the source of your videotape!

Why do I have to go to jail to protect your freedom?

I don't want to work at the magazine anymore.

What the hell do I need that shit for? I want my mind back.

God, do it. Just do it, then. Do it.

It's all for the man on the go, man about town.

… or are you gonna pay the $10,000 that I ordered?

Gentlemen, Playboy is mocking you.

… of an astonishing 2 million copies.

I specialise in civil liberties.

You leave me no choice but to sentence you to 9 months.

… Judge Kirk gave very specific instructions to this jury, okay?

- Truculent. - Obloquy?

But ask yourself the question:

Jesus said, I am the way, the truth and the life.

… A pig has the same rights as a president.

You're a classy guy. I've heard about you.

… but I don't know what the hell they're talking about.

Larry, you can't advertise that.

… and the vitality of society as a whole.

I have some important announcements to make.

None of you guys are fired.

—because if the First Amendment will protect a …