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- I love you. - I love you.

So, what do we know?

Kerbside service. That'll be $8.50, lady.

What is Santa Claus doing?

You Larry Flynt?

He's heavily medicated, among other things.

… you're always, always gonna have to watch your ass. Forever.

Furthermore …

Do you accept the Lord Jesus Christ as your saviour …

Yeah, my hair's different.

No. I think it was the interracial photo spreads. The KKK.

… and public service?

And who are you to defy God? Just shoot her!

… that can hurt for many years after.

- You the photographer? - Right, yeah.

As members of the Citizens for Decent Literature …

You cannot mock God. You cannot fool God.

The maid's cleaning up in there. He's got—

So I'm gonna have to ask you to come back …

They're afraid if they let you in court, you'll wear a diaper or throw oranges.

Now, what do you boys have for me today?

How do you get the damn thing closed? They're all pushing down on it.

It's important you know …

For the first time since those bullets …

You know money's no object.

So are you free for dinner tomorrow night?

… and some other retailers are getting nervous …

Some new technology or drug.

Why are you suing my client for libel?

There's the secret, there.

… and I'm fat and old and ugly, and you don't love me anymore?

Larry, it's a magazine, not a newsletter. How you gonna pay for that?

- Oh, man. - No, no, no.

I don't mend bones. I mend troubled souls.

… is that Vicki kept some videotapes of their sexcapades.

… we have to tolerate things that we don't necessarily like.

She says she's the president's sister. Ruth Carter something.

- Hands behind your back. - What's this?

- Can I ask you a question? - Shoot.

- It's not funny, a joke like that. - I'm not joking. Would you marry me?

… one intelligent decision during the course of this trial …

And it was your intent to destroy that integrity …

- Do it? - Yeah.

- Bailiff, take him away. - This is a standard procedure!

Well, then, I'd say we have …

- Hi, Althea. - Hi, Arlo.

Cut him into pieces and feed him to the animals! Get out of here!

… I don't know if you feel the way I do right now …

Listen, don't go any further.

Larry, how could you misunderstand me?

That is an absurd question.

You all right, Mrs. Flynt?

Some rules are made to help us, not hurt us, and I …

That's what it means.

Baby, I'm just trying to illustrate that I am no longer willing …

Let the cameras through, okay? You rolling?

Please, please.

Tell everybody the pervert is back.

The reign of Christian terror at this magazine is now over.

I thought I fired all of you.

I believe him to be an undiagnosed manic-depressive.

Yeah, what the hell. Shake Althea's hand.

… we really ought to figure out how you want to deal with this.

… I'm sorry if I tried to run things …

- That's called slick. - Slick, yeah.

Jerry Falwell is always an asshole. That's why, Arlo.

- How about asshole of the decade? - She's calling from North Carolina.

I love you, baby.

Take this seriously, Larry.

… to reveal the source of the DeLorean tape.

- Baptist. - I always liked that kid.

Do you remember these instructions?

Mr. Isaacman, you may proceed whenever you're ready.

Come on, right on in here.

Reverend, have you ever preached while you were drunk?

… and freedom of speech.

I am a lawyer, okay, and I can't figure it out either.

… is immoral, that they shouldn't drink …

As soon as you get that ring around the finger, okay …

We have a guy on the phone from Italy.

… are admonished to draw near and give their attention.

I mean, you know, if— It's like, if you don't make 20,000 plus a year …

Grabs his champagne, and he walks away.

- Now get him out of my courtroom! - Fucking bastard!

I was wondering, because I thought …

I mean, there's no line between the two?

Can you hear me?

I'm just a clown

- Welcome back. - Hello, Faith.

… and he suggested we get together.

Well, I'm glad we helped you out, but, you know, it ain't for subscription.

Mister, what kind of business is this?

Just get behind me on this, okay?

- It was more an acid flashback. - Don't belittle it like that!

But you know, Larry, I'm more ambivalent about what you do.

I'm the most fun, I'm rich and I'm always in trouble.

… you know, that used to come scare the kids with snakes …

And he is asking for 40 million dollars.

- We're breaking taboos. - How about The Wizard of Oz?

Dr. Kipper, please.

And that is a powerful idea. That's a magnificent way to live.

In your case, what's more troubling is this organised-crime charge.

- God created woman. - Yeah.

- I don't know. - I don't know why you want it.

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