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You know, George Orwell said that if liberty means anything …

- I mean, not a single stitch. - You sure it's Jackie O?

Yes, our membership is now over 5 million.

… you cannot protect yourself or indeed your mother …

Are you the publisher and the editor in chief of Hustler magazine?

Larry! Hey, Larry! Hey!

Well, how much did it cost?

What am I gonna do?

… is a self-described leader …

And who is this man, and where is he?

But what these White House killers don't realise …

There's something you have to know before you go in that room.

I'm issuing a bench warrant for his arrest.

But what about children who gaze upon your magazine in our stores?

Throw it out in the street.

- We're federal marshals! Come out! - Shut up!

Reverend Falwell, you're a preacher, is that right?

- Hi, cutie. - What's that?

Today is the showdown.

It's useless to argue about taste and even more useless to litigate it.

I think the real obscenity comes from raising our youth to believe …

Yes, I've got bad news.

- Rudy, are you a religious man? - Yeah.

Because the freedom that everyone in this room enjoys …

We must prevent the destruction …

I was taking the drugs because I was in pain.

I would find that very difficult to believe.

Listen, my folks are here, so just move the girls into the Jacuzzi …

You failed miserably at that.

Please, please, please.

- Jimmy. Jimmy will be fine. - Okay. Jimmy …

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But please don't ever, ever, ever doubt my sincerity.

Yeah, and I think I'm 50 feet tall and you have a needle dick, okay?

The Gwinnett County Court is now in session.

The drugs, your pain, it's gonna kill you.

I'm ordering you arrested for desecration of the flag.

- It's not even an even number. - That's right.

I’m the most fun

Organised crime? Larry's not in the mob.

- I mean, this is … - It's intense.

Do you have any connections to organised crime?

- Sit down, sir. - You bastard!

- Who would want to shoot you, Larry? - Who wouldn't want to shoot me?

So why did Hustler have him and his mother together?

Your sentimental speeches and your cornball patriotism …

Yes, that's what I've been saying.

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I will not allow them into evidence. They're irrelevant to this case.

- Larry, you have a phone call. - Take a message.

… when they wrote the First Amendment?

My client, Mr. DeLorean, will never find an impartial jury.

Are you going to obey the court and reveal the source of that videotape …

And would you read the caption under that cartoon, please?

Knock yourself out.

… you've heard a lot here today, and I'm not gonna try …

… Larry Flynt, whose Hustler magazine has reached national sales …

- We have a policy in this club. - Oh, yeah?

… swear to a God I don't believe exists.

We'll allow you to affirm if that's satisfactory with you, sir.

And does she love that man.

… we've proven I'm a liar and …

I got a subpoena for you to appear in federal court tomorrow …

These were not purchased at a dirty book shop.

Larry Claxton Flynt? Larry Claxton Flynt!

… and realise walls have been thrown up …

… really what that means, so listen to it again.

- And in a stunning disclosure … - Move your ass!

… but they left half of me. The half with the brain.

You're something. You surprise me.

My mind is fine.

I could move mountains with God's help.

The rule you give us says …

We'll hear the argument first this morning in number 86-1278.

Where are your fucking priorities?

The clergyman preaches, and we find spirituality.

… many things done with less than admirable motives …

You're scared. You're letting these guys steamroll—

Well, you tell that judge I'm wiping my ass with his subpoena.

- Fuck you, you son of a bitch! - I've had enough of this.

I don't even know what we're engaged in anymore, Larry.

Why is your client doing this?

You can't just fire these people. We need these people.

Mr. Flynt, I'd appreciate it, sir, if you would stick to the subject.

There's a knock at the door.

Don't ever hit me like that again. Don't talk to me like that.

- Quiet in the courtroom. - I love you, baby.

You know what's nice about people like you and me, Mr. Flynt?

- How far are you willing to go? - What are your plans now?

… 27 other men's magazines sold in the Cincinnati area.

… because nobody else is gonna fucking do it.