Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Totally outrageous? - Totally.

Well, you know, this girl, she had it rough.

Listen, it's just not that funny.

That's every American psycho. Let's try to narrow the field a little.

What do you think?

Did you enjoy this month's article …

You ain't never gonna be old and fat and ugly.

Our level in this case being admittedly …

- Shut up. - You shut up!

A Georgia prosecutor arrested some news dealers for selling Hustler …

I can't speak for 20 years down the line.

… riding on a donkey, being led by a man …

I have it, and Mr. Fartwell …

Or better yet, I can exercise my opinion and not buy it.

… to go back over it all again for you.

Leave it there. That's what you want.

… into their pussies with their crucifixes on for eight goddamn years!

… I want a variety of different … Vagina, pussy.

Okay. Why don't you hop on?

Not for you to drink.

- Jesus wants you to be beautiful. - Yeah, well, that …

- Who do you think's paying for this? - That freedom fighter …

I Think The Real Obscenity Comes From Raising Our Youth To Believe that sex is bad and ugly and dirty.

- What's wrong? - The distributor called …

So you've achieved a certain notoriety.

- … or war? - War!

And what happended?

- Gentlemen, that's enough. - It's stolen, judge. It's stolen.

I think I missed that one.

I’m the most fun!

- I can. - You can?

And this country is founded, at least in part …

The pain. It's …

I don't have to.

… a lower level than most people would like to be brought to.

Some lady died down the hall, and I got her flowers.

- There's a larger problem. - Substantially larger.

You know, abortion may be morally repugnant, but right now it's not illegal.

… whatever you want to think about Larry Flynt and Hustler magazine.

… where you and I can make that decision for ourselves.

Are you saying you'd be interested in nude photos of Martha Washington?

… lust and greed have replaced decency and morality.

Your Honour, the tapes are genuine, and we have a right to broadcast them.

We say that a lot, but I think sometimes we forget …

Lawyers dream about a case like this in front of the Supreme Court.

But I've always been supportive, always.

… because I saw a couple of four-letter words in there.

I turned the whole world Into a tabloid

- Don't start throwing that ring at me. - We're gonna be broke. You'll need that!

Larry, over here!

Code pink. Code pink.

- So, what's your plan? - Well, just watch me.

Tell Everybody the Pervert is BAck

But our right to decide for ourselves cannot be restricted.

That's a good question.

The samurai gave me the tape.

… and they don't talk to me.

What can I help you with?

Boy, this is great, Larry. This is really great. I hope it was worth it.

Jesus loves me.

- Well, yeah. Sure. - Yeah.

… that Hustler magazine describes actual facts about Jerry Falwell …

Could you do me a favour?

You're crooking me, or you're a fucking liar.

That's it. Larry Flynt, you are under arrest.

Here. Okay, that's perfect.

Can we discuss Cousin Bobby later? We need to discuss this seriously.

Hey, go to hell, Larry. Go to hell.

- Your Honour, we'd like to post bond. - Get the hell away from me!

Ladies and gentlemen, I ask that you review this material carefully.

Your Honour, I'm an atheist. I can't very well …

… but you remember your little Campari ad?

… that got us into this debt in the first place.

- What do you got? - Is this Mr. Flynt?

Well, what I think depends on how much it cost.

… the Founding Fathers had a cartoon like this in mind …

My cousin Bobby shot a preacher in the back.

You know, I just … I would love to be remembered …

You look different. I don't know. Did you change your hair?

- Look at her tits. They're nice. - They're nice, but they don't look real.

Look, you stupid briarhopper, my dog could get an ID …

- You can't legally show the vagina. - Hey, shut up, Jimmy.

The KKK? It wasn't the KKK. It was the Mob.

Okay, I'm the big kahuna here! Do you have a problem with that?