Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jill! What do you want, Moses?

Are you ashamed to have your husband locked up?

… on how to hook up your quadraphonic stereo system?

It's the easiest thing to claim and impossible to refute.

Sit down. Shut up. You have the right to remain silent.

If we want to change the laws, that's another discussion.

Larry? Larry, you there?

Plan. The plan is simple.

God is working through me. Don't you see that? I could accomplish anything.

She's crooking you so hard, she's teaching you English now?

- I'd say it was the CIA. - Why?

What's your name?

… most disgusting, greatest porn magazine on the face of the earth.

I'm just curious why you haven't taken a stab at me.

I have in my hand Exhibit B …

Freeze! Federal marshals!

I'll be perfectly honest. I don't particularly like what you do.

… to hold Reverend Falwell out to be a hypocrite?

Supper's ready.

NBC, ABC. What the hell's wrong with you, CBS?

I'm just trying to make an honest buck.

What about nude photos of your wife?

I fantasise about you, just, all the time.

- One more issue and we're wiped out? - Yeah.

- I never go. - It's not important.

Just tell that miserable, old, grey-haired bastard to go fuck himself.

Althea, good to see you.

- No, I'm out of law school. - What are you, 22?

Can you hear me? Can you hear me?

… despite your reputation, might have reason to believe you could do that?

So would you call yourself …

- Gentlemen. - Something we'd like to show you, sir.

No, it's gotta be an even number.

Yeah, well, see this?

Why not? Listen, if it catches the killer, I think it's worth it.

I just met you five minutes ago.

Well, technically, nothing, Your Honour.

- Praise the Lord, I've found you. - Hallelujah.

I got this the other day, and I brought it by …

Why did you disobey this court's order? You were not to leave California.

I'm a secretary.

Leticia, I'll see you in two hours.

Would you state your full name for the record, please, Mr. Flynt?

… and they're taking issues off the stands.

… they're going to experience emotional distress. We know that.

I turned the whole world into a tabloid!

- It's locked. - He's in there again.

And I am good at what I do.

- Take it easy. - Just a minute, marshal.

- But Larry just said that— - What did he say? He's in a nut house.

- It's okay, Alan. - Mr. Flynt.

… I must apologise for the unpleasantness of this task.

All right, Mr. Flynt, are you willing to calm down now, sir?

- You okay, baby? - I'm fine.

Insofar as there is a public interest in having Hustler magazine …

Come on. It's okay.

Order. Ma'am, if you can't control yourself …

Well, you know, it ain't entirely untrue, if that's what you mean.

I'm done with it! I'm done with it, okay?

… we cannot relent.

… you know, I was just trying to protect you.

What if Alan's wrong?

… and I was the only one to identify the bodies.

I turned the whole world into a tabloid!

… I was voted Second Most-Admired American …

I'm never gonna be old and ugly, Larry.

Hey, don't look at me. Ask for bail, counsellor.

And every time I come in there, you fuck me with this circus act!

With nothing but nudie pictures?

Althea, I think there's— You know, some things are sacred.

… you don't jerk off.

You think he ever read my publication?

—a warrant for the arrest of Mr. Flynt—

All right, marshal.

Now, I have a message …

… in allowing every citizen of this country …

Yes, we did. We won.

Did you—? Excuse me, baby.

You really should.

- Get away! I don't want it! - Stop. You're gonna hurt—

Well, it's a unanimous decision. And Rehnquist wrote it himself.

- That's what I'm talking about. - What am I?

He didn't find it all that funny.

Well, that's what he is.

Your Honour, with all due respect, you don't have the right to ask!

- Hi, Althea. - What do you do?

- She ain't legal either. - Yes, she is legal. I saw her ID.

- Larry Flynt— - How about spitting?

I don't wanna get married and stop the way we live.

What's your name?

… they'll put you on the cover of Newsweek.

Are you doing her?

There's no way the Supreme Court will come down on the side …

- I'm doing it! I'm doing it! - No, Larry, you ain't gonna do it!

- I don't understand this magazine. - Look at her butt.

- How's Larry today? - Shitty.

The jury is representative of community standards …

This is Larry's house?

And now, Americans for a Free Press …

- Somebody help! - We need an ambulance right away.

No, but I don't think they had Playboy or People in mind either …

That's very good. Good.

That's the problem with you, you know, men. You know?

So go back in that room, where you are free to think …

… you're going to have to leave the courtroom.

- Larry, stop it. - Sit down, lady!

If you break moral laws …