Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

One of the most cherished ideas that we hold in this country …
… you are sentenced to 15 months in a federal psychiatric prison.
- … so help you God? - No.
He claims he has naked pictures of Jackie O.
Yes, I'll get you bananas
- What made you think you'd pull it off? - At least he has balls, Jimmy.
Look at that.
I'm not in pain now, so I don't want it. Why would I want it?
I'm so sorry, Althea.
I won't do it again. I can't.
Mr. Chief Justice, and may it please the court.
Hey, it's me. It's a weird decision.
… and ideas and your leadership of the Moral Majority.
Twenty-five years?
Hustler puts him and his mother together …
I'd rather have a man who stands up for what he believes in.
This guy's got a good camera sense. Watch him clear camera.
Nora?
A.k.a. Jesus H. Flynt, Esquire.
This court fears that you're seriously mentally ill.
Ilanis, I'll be by in about an hour, and I'll bring the Ping-Pong balls.
You don't think that some people, Reverend Falwell …
- Sorry I made a mess. - It's okay.
- Who are you? - Alan Isaacman. I'm your lawyer.
So the thing about Vicki is, she was a bit naive …
I have been giving you my best since back when people were laughing at you.
This is Jerry Falwell in his home state.
I am the publisher of the most tasteless, sleaziest …
Hey!
They'll put you on the stand, and your testimony …
And did you follow their advice on how to make a perfect martini?
The Lion. And they're all gang-banging her.
- … never gave the Bengals a chance. - Chips?
"An Aversion To Organised Religion."
- Hello? - Wake up.
Yeah, church.
… and we'll get a cash-ectomy from the lawyer on the way out.
You think just because it's your birthday that you can be a bitch?
Good Housekeeping? That's …
I apologise. I know I'm not supposed to joke, but that's sort of the point.
- You got calluses on your hands? - You know it.
- Hey, ladies. - Larry!
… and get really sick. And it makes me feel good. Here.
I mean, sick-sick.
I got sent to an orphanage full of good, Christian nuns, who shoved my face …
The pervert is back
Although Jesus told us not to judge, I know you will. So judge sanely.
She ain't crooking me.
- … if you lose. - Okay!
Good, hardworking news vendors are being threatened.
Sophie.
And keep in mind, we welcome Christians in here too. Thank you.
… is that nobody could reasonably think these statements were true?
Somebody want to translate that for me?
Sir, take that helmet off.
You know, Isaacman says there's no way this is gonna hold up.
Well, now, I run the Hustler go-go clubs.
Hey, Althea, you—
- Okay. - Okay.
I'll give you a ride.
I need for you to answer one question, and then you're able to go back home.
Now, what we're gonna do here is …
… or Ho Hos or Pringles or something?
Trouble is, I have a sneaking suspicion that you're not of age.
Decent people are being corrupted.
So as a condition of his bond, he cannot leave the state of California.
Are you just trying to sell more magazines, Larry?
Nora?
Listen, I know the timing is lousy …
… or just take a picture of a woman's naked body …
No man comes to the Father …
Then all your buddies are coming here every night drinking for free.
Your Honour …
This is gonna be the most expensive case you've ever had …
Do you agree?
Larry, Larry, you can't do that! I mean, he's our vice president!
- She's a little bit before my time. - Arlo!
An aversion to organised religion.
I'm not gonna overdose. I'm in pain.
I bought this in a neighbourhood grocery store …
Mr. Flynt, I gotta ask you one time.
- She's got a dick. - She taped this on.
How do you feel about that?
Didn't I fire you?
You don't want to quit me. I'm your dream client.
You think I wanted God tapping me on the shoulder? I didn't want that.
And you should care about it too.