Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm so sorry, Althea.
- Hey, ladies. - Larry!
Although Jesus told us not to judge, I know you will. So judge sanely.
I'm not in pain now, so I don't want it. Why would I want it?
- What made you think you'd pull it off? - At least he has balls, Jimmy.
Listen, I know the timing is lousy …
Larry, Larry, you can't do that! I mean, he's our vice president!
Mr. Flynt, I gotta ask you one time.
This court fears that you're seriously mentally ill.
Your Honour …
I apologise. I know I'm not supposed to joke, but that's sort of the point.
Somebody want to translate that for me?
Ilanis, I'll be by in about an hour, and I'll bring the Ping-Pong balls.
… or just take a picture of a woman's naked body …
A.k.a. Jesus H. Flynt, Esquire.
Hey!
I bought this in a neighbourhood grocery store …
Now, what we're gonna do here is …
- She's got a dick. - She taped this on.
Look at that.
The pervert is back
… or Ho Hos or Pringles or something?
I got sent to an orphanage full of good, Christian nuns, who shoved my face …
… and ideas and your leadership of the Moral Majority.
This is gonna be the most expensive case you've ever had …
I'm not gonna overdose. I'm in pain.
Are you just trying to sell more magazines, Larry?
- Who are you? - Alan Isaacman. I'm your lawyer.
Nora?
- … never gave the Bengals a chance. - Chips?
- She's a little bit before my time. - Arlo!
Hustler puts him and his mother together …
Decent people are being corrupted.
And keep in mind, we welcome Christians in here too. Thank you.
Good, hardworking news vendors are being threatened.
The Lion. And they're all gang-banging her.
I am the publisher of the most tasteless, sleaziest …
They'll put you on the stand, and your testimony …
- Hello? - Wake up.
Well, now, I run the Hustler go-go clubs.
This is Jerry Falwell in his home state.
How do you feel about that?
I mean, sick-sick.
So as a condition of his bond, he cannot leave the state of California.
Didn't I fire you?
This guy's got a good camera sense. Watch him clear camera.
I'd rather have a man who stands up for what he believes in.
Yeah, church.
Good Housekeeping? That's …
So the thing about Vicki is, she was a bit naive …
"An Aversion To Organised Religion."
… and we'll get a cash-ectomy from the lawyer on the way out.
No man comes to the Father …
One of the most cherished ideas that we hold in this country …
Mr. Chief Justice, and may it please the court.
An aversion to organised religion.
- … if you lose. - Okay!
You don't want to quit me. I'm your dream client.
You think just because it's your birthday that you can be a bitch?
… and get really sick. And it makes me feel good. Here.
- … so help you God? - No.
I won't do it again. I can't.
Nora?
He claims he has naked pictures of Jackie O.
You think I wanted God tapping me on the shoulder? I didn't want that.
… you are sentenced to 15 months in a federal psychiatric prison.
I have been giving you my best since back when people were laughing at you.
I'll give you a ride.
You don't think that some people, Reverend Falwell …
Then all your buddies are coming here every night drinking for free.
And did you follow their advice on how to make a perfect martini?
Twenty-five years?
Do you agree?
… is that nobody could reasonably think these statements were true?
Yes, I'll get you bananas
You know, Isaacman says there's no way this is gonna hold up.
Sir, take that helmet off.
Sophie.
I need for you to answer one question, and then you're able to go back home.
And you should care about it too.
- Sorry I made a mess. - It's okay.
Hey, Althea, you—
- Okay. - Okay.
Hey, it's me. It's a weird decision.
She ain't crooking me.
Trouble is, I have a sneaking suspicion that you're not of age.
- You got calluses on your hands? - You know it.