Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look, Mr. Flynt, this case is bigger than just you and your magazine.

- An epiphany. - Where'd you learn that damn word?

- Who would want to see that anyway? - I do. I think it's genius.

… they don't work on me anymore, Lar, because I don't believe you.

We're smut peddlers again. We're going back to our roots.

- And what do you see? - You see absolutely everything.

Take off your pants.

FBI. FBI, right?

- Is everybody there? - We're here, Larry.

Thank you. And now, please give a warm, warm welcome …

Larry, you look great, man.

So how are we doing?

… that Falwell must have an integrity that people can believe in …

- Larry. - Yeah?

Why, just look what happened to our fine governor.

It says, sir …

Maybe this is obscene to you.

I told you, I make that for peddling.

He told me that I was sick.

Don't ask for any more for a while.

I could have to close up shop and fire a lot of people.

As much as I love you …

Never in the outhouse as Hustler magazine suggested?

- He was drinking my profits. - You can't be so ornery.

… contain material that is virtually identical to Hustler.

It says, Let's deflate this stuffed shirt and bring him down to our level.

It serves the same public purpose as having …

It may not be the smartest thing to drink too much, but it's not illegal.

… to shake up this system. Dougie.

Obviously, when people criticise public figures …

Came in pretty handy.

There's a lot of cocaine in this motherfucker.

… one will be appointed.

- Why not? - 106 is good. 104, that's good.

… Gary Trudeau say Reagan has no brain or that George Bush is a wimp.

Well, I have, but most people haven't seen anything like this. Your Honour—

He's the VP of marketing!

With all the taboos attached to sex, it's no wonder we have problems.

… but at least let me say one thing to you, okay?

… under the freedom of the First Amendment, to protect my sources!

… that's the Tin Man.

Here it is, news service.

You see that wall? I could make it come tumbling down with sheer willpower.

That’s what I said Jerry Fartwell Jerry Fartwell Jr.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Hey, Jimbo, are you trying to challenge my authority?

… you've never demonstrated respect for its institutions and procedures.

- Excuse me, Your Honour. - Excuse— It's okay, Alan.

When I counsel Pentecostal women in bad marriages …

Mrs. Flynt, were you surprised by the verdict?

Don't interrupt me when I'm talking, okay?

I'm sure she was.

This is moonshine. Is that …? Is this moonshine, right?

You idiot. Americans for a Free Press is me.

- I got it. - No. I wanna take my bath.

That's all I'm asking.

What the fuck was that?

If we start throwing up walls against what some of us think is obscene …

You're crushing my legs!

Any research problems, I encourage you to use my archives.

- Come on, one more time. - One more time?

Does that give you licence to mock the leaders of religious movements?

Seven million people buying it, and nobody's reading it.

Well, to begin with, this is a parody of a known Campari ad.

Could I please buy a copy of the Hustler magazine?

… then this is a case of selective prosecution.

Larry, what was your childhood like?

I know you can't, but …

She got the moves, don't she?

Yes, sir. Christopher Columbus …

Please, please help us.

Strip for me, baby.

Well, I've always ignored most of what you've said, right?

- Well, get me Bill, quick. - No, he's not guilty of libel.

Ladies, gentlemen …

I have to agree with you.

As you yourself said, I believe, in Pope v. Illinois:

Right. I got it. Okay.

Well, I know, but there's gotta be something more we can do.

- Game one, steel-curtain defence … - Chips?

It's not that simple, Larry. It's not that simple.

I wanna appeal the Falwell case.

I have a hard time believing that you feel really great on nothing right now.

The extreme religious right controls all of the fanatics.

Larry, there is an operation.

Good. You're all fired.

You see that on the wall? LFP.

… having fellatio with a sheep. Now, I don't think—

- Please, please, please. - Larry, you're gonna overdose.

Larry's coming back soon.

Oh, God. You know, there's nothing more certain …

Althea, that is the best damn idea I ever heard.

—scumbag like me, well, then it will protect all of you.

- You've said this before. - Stop it!

- Is he sitting right there with you? - Yeah.

- You know how he is. - I don't know, Althea.

… and you will live with me forever …