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- * We took the long way here *
is not good for the kids.
- Ah!
* Why don't we bend *
- Whoo!
You are...
[bright music]
but her backup is SUNY Steez Castle, so...
- Co-Z Boi was just a better fit.
Come on. - Give it up for Collab!
[quirky music]
- It rarely goes that direction.
Is that gonna be what a tour is like?
[bright music]
How am I the grown-up in my world?
so she goes and gets drunk one night,
[gunshots] Ugh, I hate Zoom.
on my file, and I read some stuff
* Now head up the aisles *
- Bonnaroo, Coachella, Tallahassee Fest with Lady A--
* Gonna be famous 5eva *
* Gray-bies having babies *
* 'Cause that's 1 more than 2gether *
* Till they got themselves a two-bedroom apartment *
No promoter, no venues lined up, no bus.
I can't take this on. I'm dealing with a lot!
- Ugh, who would even want that?
- Really? - Really.
- Let it go, Gloria.
- Huh.
- Oh, I can't go.
Can I run in heels? And what about thrusting?
I did three tours in Iraq. - Oh.
- I'm 40.
that I cherish but experience the things
- I wonder if the tour would go by that Dirty Fox Waterpark.
Why? Because I'm the glue.
- Yeah, that's how houses work.
- * L-l-l-l-lap pool, f-f-f-f-fobs *
- Are you scared of bags? - No.
- Hey, buddy. You're gonna be a big brother.
even though he owns zero planes and a mug that says,
* I don't care if you like me *
Hey, I'm chaperoning a dance on Thursday.
I never got to so I'll know that she's the right one.
- How'd this happen?