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You have one baby,
Maybe...Kev can grow too.
I am not a natural caretaker. All my crabs died.
- We'd understand if you wanted to stay local.
[laughs]
- Oh, after Stinker got canceled,
- My Pela windows! - [laughs]
- * Steppin' out, done playin' it small *
[laughs]
- What?
- Okay.
I am not going to be a single dad.
- My penis can make arms and lungs!
- What-- - What are you talking about?
- Oh.
- Yo, yo! It's your boys!
I'm in the hole after the Rangers game,
Be her best friend, not her parent.
- Mm-hmm. - But her eyebrow game
[both moan]
Okay? I'm in love.
- Why?
We do like 800 episodes of "Property Brothers" a year,
Muah. I love you both so much.
Look, the opener has a function up there, to die.
I'm in for the tour.
- So it's down to you and Co-Z Boi
- Whoo! - Ahh!
Any-y'all, is this y'all's song?
- What the fuzz, Wick?
- * Got that big pussy energy *
But switching lunch lords mid-year
- They're they are! - Is this even our house?
[bright note] [car honks]
- Are you Ted Lasso-ing? No one will root for you, miss!
- No, I'm not to be trusted!
- * Kick down the doors, no locks *
and it's not because I'm seeking comfort
Pew, pew, pew, et cetera.
Toes are like a basketball team.
It's just, the timing is bananas.
- * New York City moms *