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They know.
Fine, be like that.
Okay. Thanks.
Can I get your number, so we can finish what we started?
-And I can pee. -And you can pee.
[register buzzing]
So I have been recently on what I would call a, um…
-Yeah. Like what else? -Hell.
Brad. Remember? He did all that magic in freshman homeroom.
Wait, what? Somebody knows about me?
Hey, come on, guys. You know the rules.
[chuckles] Crazier than Jesus Crust?
Until it's resolved, drinks are free.
How should I ascend? With my face or my ass?
This doesn't make sense. How could I be dead and still peeing?
-[Gia] So what else can you do? -Not sure.
and another small appliance in the bedroom.
-[chuckles] -Nah. She ghosted me.
I think those are his eyes,
Let's go!
and I'm pretty sure that's, like, his weak chin.
-I'm not talking about Jesus. -No, you're eating him!
[chuckles faintly]
And now I'm stuck in this weird in-between
[all] Always.
-Are you okay? -Gimme one sec.
Along with getting high.
Riley, I could take you home.
I totally boned a super hot ghost.
It's working!
Okay.