Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

teacher.
Something important.
♪ And the world is cold… ♪
Uh, about that. I was misled by my representation.
I'm going to be as clear as I possibly can.
Her story needs to be told.
-I love you! I love you! -I love you! I love you!
It doesn't matter what she does. This is about us.
-[boy 1 whistles] -Hey!
♪ I don't need a big production ♪
♪ I prayed for someone to intervene ♪
[Sheldon] This is a PR problem.
♪ Instead of giving up ♪
Well, I mean, um…
From the moment I first stepped into FDR's shoes…
♪ The lady's improving So much that she gloats ♪
-You know… -Yes.
Oh.
♪ Stealing the rights of a girl Who is an LGBQ teen ♪
-[Barry] Oh, my God. -That's from The Tempest.
-♪ Spam-eating ♪ -♪ Cousin-loving ♪
♪ Note to self People suck in Indiana ♪
I am the principal and I just, um… What are you doing?
And we are ride-or-die, and you do have friends.
and in a very humane key.
I need a win.
[gasps]
Well, can't you just ban this student?
You gotta do this.
I've never been to her house before.
♪ Make people see how the world Could one day be ♪
You are very young and you are confused.
A distraction is momentary. An escape helps you heal.
♪ And it's not big of you ♪
♪ Give it some zazz ♪
♪ Well, I guess I should have known it ♪
[clears throat] Thank you.
[jazzy tune playing]
Just to be clear, this is America
[Dee Dee] We're gonna make this place really pretty.
♪ Who cares what other people say? ♪
No, Mom, what's going on?
♪ When I'm in character, I go insane ♪
your father and I, we were scared.
[fan on laptop] You're not the only one.
♪ Gotta shout it loud ♪
Right. Um…
♪ All along tonight ♪
I'm putting the pieces together. Gimme a sec.
How could you not know? You were on the prom committee.
Let me do my thing.
You are straight, right?
-What? -What?
[sobbing]
-You're hired! -I'm a teacher!
[reporter 2] Emma, what do you think of the PTA's decision to cancel prom?
-I have arranged a TV appearance for her… -[Angie] Mmm!
I'm Trent Oliver, actor, activist…
You're just not likeable.
[all] To Eleanor!
or whatever you're gonna do, I know I should do something.
-Mom! -Let me finish!
[sighs]
He's been trying to get it for years.
♪ It's epic and what's more ♪
Can I make an observation?
Do I only go for 10s when I know I'm a 6.2? Yes and--
And now here we are, singing to trucks.
[chuckles] I've heard that. Always thought it was a fairy tale.
♪ I'm no stranger to slander ♪
Two spoons this time.
♪ I just want to dance with you ♪
What didn't they like? Was it the hip-hop?
♪ We're gonna help that little lesbian ♪
♪ One thing's universal ♪
Yes, but not only that.
It's like a love bomb went off. I've seen six promposals today.
[Dee Dee and Principal Hawkins laughing]
Hang on. What kind of audience are we talking about here?
Jesus, Trent, you screwed us.
sculpt a human soul.
♪ Love thy neighbor, love thy neighbor ♪
♪ There's no reason to fret ♪
♪ It's all school supplies And budget size ♪
Where are they?
World hunger.
Of course I will go with you.
[dance music playing]
Hey, you're going to get through this. I know it.
Oh, God, I can't believe this is finally happening.
They canceled prom?
That might be enough.
♪ And so you've got me ♪
[all cheering]
We have a lot to talk about.
-I want to go home. -I know you do.
♪ Build a prom for everyone ♪
♪ Love thy neighbor ♪
♪ Show them all it can be done ♪
♪ I can guess your whole agenda ♪
Well, we've been advised that there may be some legal repercussions
Oh, my God, it's you.
The courts told the PTA they had to hold an inclusive prom.
♪ Flowers accept the rain And grow more beautiful ♪
Let's start with you.
[Principal Hawkins] Mmm-hmm. But you can't.
Wait, no, no.
♪ And she's begging you to just realize ♪
[chuckling] ♪ To the freakin' prom ♪
What is this?
Am I interrupting something?
♪ They'll learn compassion! ♪
-[Trent] All right. -[Sheldon] I need you here.
-We'll have a rally! -Yes!
If you don't…
♪ I just want to dance with you ♪
Close your eyes.
♪ So why not make some waves Before it's through? ♪
Hello, everyone.
[sighs]
Anita Wynn
♪ Just turn 'em into jazz hands ♪
-It wasn't for the Hoosier pie? -[chuckles]
between the president of the United States and a celebrity.
This is all great. [chuckles]
Okay! Oh, can we do it tomorrow? We can meet at my place.
This is so generous of you guys.
and what he will want is the Hamptons house.
If word gets out, people are gonna get mad.
♪ Debating How this whole night should go ♪
Thank you. Who are you?
Young ladies must wear non-revealing dresses.
But she's coming out tonight, big time. That's the plan.
♪ It says the same thing That I wrote in mine ♪
♪ Even you're inclined To think I'm unrefined ♪
Well, this isn't America. This is Indiana.
Allow Miss Glickman to demonstrate.
I'm not Dolores.
[sighs]