Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm just a really, really, really good actress. And you…

The kids are saying there's gonna be another prom.

-Let's see what's trending. -[Barry] Recycling's good.

the real reason why we came here to visit you.

I'm from Zelienople, Pennsylvania.

-[Barry exhales] -Where did everybody go?

"Watching Dee Dee Allen's Eleanor Roosevelt

♪ Let's celebrate ♪

-[Emma] I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. -Run! Run!

People are gonna see us dancing together and kissing.

'cause I played Nellie Forbush in South Pacific.

♪ No one could ever dress you down ♪

thank you for helping her…

♪ I just want to hold you ♪

I typed that into a dating website once, and a little message popped up that said,

Fifteen years, he didn't have any money.

Well, maybe it was.

Yes. Well, perhaps you should stick to acting instead of activism.

If I could soliloquize, "If you prick me, do I not bleed?"

-Oh, my God. This is so cruel. -I'm gonna cry.

♪ Join me and we'll start fighting ♪

-[crying] Okay. Okay. -Okay.

No, the state's attorney wants us to hold an inclusive prom.

Well, we want prom to go on, obviously.

are Broadway musicals and secondary school administration.

And Fosse, who is a real ballbuster, is putting her through her paces

♪ It's time to dance! ♪

Wait, seriously?

♪ Is simply love ♪

And now this…

Okay, what's going on here? Why is everybody always so mad at me?

[whispering] I got this. I know what I'm doing.

No, you have got to stop talking and just listen, okay?

-I know what you're doing. -[chuckles]

I can't even wrap my head around this. It's a nightmare. Oh, my God!

Like building a house for Habitat for Humanity.

[Alyssa and Emma] ♪ Build it now ♪

-Emma! -♪ Emma, for can't you see ♪

♪ My days have little glamour ♪

-You think you know how? -Yeah!

♪ We livin' life in full Technicolor ♪

This is already the worst night of my life.

♪ Your daughter needs you ♪

♪ And that's 'cause you happened ♪

Let your parents see who you are before it's too late.

♪ Of mine ♪

♪ Picture a Xanax in your hand ♪

♪ Just breathe, Emma ♪

♪ And better fashion ♪

♪ Now that the prom is back ♪

It's all about finding your light.

I'm really scared.

-You're going to build a prom. -[all chuckling]

They hated you with a burning passion stoked by centuries of intolerance

trying to look their best for the prom, but they're wasting their time

[chuckling] Got it on the first try.

It's supposed to be a celebration of all students--

"Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows."

No, no, no! This is-- This is what I was afraid of.

so although it breaks my heart, we have no choice.

Okay? Will you give me a ride in your pickup truck?

[car horn honks]

♪ And unless I am doing The Miracle Worker ♪

Oh, come on. You guys don't even feel, like, slightly bad for Emma?

♪ When you're lost It always helps recalling ♪

to see your own daughter give up her child.

♪ Flaunting their love for all to see ♪

♪ Go on and threaten to riot ♪

-We gotta get her on TV. -Sheldon is on it. Come on.

[chuckles softly] You make it sound so beautiful.

He didn't have any money.

This is horrible. It really is.

I can't believe it. It's actually you.

-Bad! -[both chuckle]

-Okay? Yeah? -Okay.

♪ Feelings began to overflow ♪

to have a guy look at me the way that he looks at you.

I'm asking you and your friends to back off for a few days.

-[bell dings] -Hello?

but if we got to know each other, we could bridge it, right?

And I picked up the tab. I paid.

-[Principal Hawkins] Mmm-hmm. -I expect nothing in return.

Well, that's different.

♪ Day by day ♪

She's booked for tomorrow night at 8:00 p.m.

You see, my passions are fueled by the power of Lady Theater

♪ Shout it loud ♪

♪ All it takes is you and me ♪

[choir] ♪ When wilt thou Save the people? ♪

You want a big audience fast? We gotta use our ace in the hole.

♪ There's one rule that trumps them all ♪

[audience applauds]

-[gospel music playing] -Then what's this?

and we put on a prom with our own bare hands.

[Angie] Yes. Well…

-So, it's nice to see Emma smile again. -Yes.

because they don't have the glow that you have right now.

I've seen the… sight. [chuckles softly]

So, look, I… I've been thinking hard about this.

-That must've been awful. -It was.

I'm just not in third grade. See you at practice.

[Dee Dee and Principal Hawkins chuckling]

[feedback whines]

We are going to the prom.

-Oh, you should be our drama teacher! -[girl] Yes, please!

It's a weighty responsibility.

We have come to show this community

♪ Or here's your next dilemma ♪

♪ Or a cautionary tale ♪

♪ That love is simply love ♪

[Sheldon] Okay, just the highlights.

♪ You're not yourself ♪

"Because the court said 500 yards." You could tell she was scared.

♪ Will shout, "Bravo," on cue! ♪

Make a wish, Dee Dee.

But I'm here…

of this cancer of intolerance.

♪ It's time to dance! ♪

Have fun at the normal person's prom.

♪ Love thy neighbor trumps them all ♪

You don't have to attend if you don't want to.

-Like "We Are The World." -Yes, but for lesbians.

I was a jerk, and I'm sorry.

I wanna be the cockeyed optimist here