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Aren't you glad I'm not a proctologist?
Who's your friend?
I have those same earrings at home.
You're forgetting one key territory.
But you know.
- No, ma'am. - He called me ma'am.
that hasn't already been crushed. All right?
Also monumentally stupid.
Oh!
- Really? - Yes.
So how much are you paying me to baby-sit?
No, I'm sure he's fine. God protects the stupid.
Save yourself. You're too good for these assholes.
It's a totally untapped market.
because change is change.
Shit highway could be our road to riches.
Agrestic and Majestic are never gonna merge. I told them about your deal with Celia.
I play house.
And gay bars and dance clubs, cos I'm a faggot.
- Don't you love coffee? - Yes, I do.
"Yes, I'm willing to do anything you say," and, "Thank you for this opportunity."