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A MIDGET AND A HORSE.
YES. HE'S LOCKED HIMSELF IN HIS BEDROOM.
I'VE BEEN BUTTERIN' THAT HONKY UP FOR SIX MONTHS, BUT IT'S ALL WORTH IT...
RELAX.
"YES, SIR," "NO, SIR," "THREE BAGS FULL, SIR."
THAT'S THE GOOD PART ABOUT BEING THE BOSS.
MR. MARTIN, THE MAN I USED TO WORK FOR, GAVE ME FULL USE OF THE FAMILY LIBRARY.
OH, I WOULDN'T WANT LOUISE TO PUT HERSELF OUT FOR ME.
WHY NOT? I'VE LIED ABOUT MINE LOTS OF TIMES.
AND A DARNED GOOD ONE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE TODAY, MOTHER JEFFERSON?
MEANING WHAT? MEANING, YOU CAN KISS YOUR TROUBLES GOOD-BYE.
HE SHOULD SIGN AN APOLOGY FOR SOMETHING HE DIDN'T DO.
NOTHING. THERE WAS THIS FIGHT IN THE SCHOOL CAFETERIA.
IN REAL LIFE, UNCLE TOM WAS A SLAVE NAMED JOSIAH HENSON...
I'LL WAIT FOR HER. DO YOU MIND IF I SERVE MYSELF A CUP OF COFFEE?
I WILL. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
WE ALL KNOW THE REASON WHY. 'CAUSE YOU BLACK.
AND I LEARNED ALL ABOUT BRER RABBIT, UNCLE REMUS...
♪ TO THE EAST SIDE ♪ ♪ MOVIN' ON UP ♪
LIONEL! LIONEL, COME OUT HERE QUICK!
AND I GOT PICKED UP AND HAULED OFF WITH EVERYBODY ELSE TO THE DEAN'S OFFICE.
AND I CAN TAKE A COFFEE BREAK ANYTIME I FEEL LIKE IT.
WELL, AFTER YOU TOLD THEM YOUR STORY... HE DIDN'T BELIEVE ME.
YOU'RE BETTER THAN ALL THE WONDER DRUGS.
OKAY. YES, SIR. GOOD-BYE.
MOTHER JEFFERSON.
BUT WHAT'S ALL THAT GOT TO DO WITH YOU GETTING KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL?
THAT'S THE TROUBLE AREA.
WOULDN'T HAVE NO TROUBLE GETTING OIL OUT OF THEM ARABS.
OUR PEOPLE THAT HAS BEEN ACCEPTED AS TRUTH.
DON'T BE SORRY. IF THE SHOE FITS, LET HIM SHINE IT.