Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR US OLD UNCLE TOMS,
GREAT, WEEZY. YOU DONE GREAT.
♪ FISH DON'T FRY IN THE KITCHEN ♪
THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX,
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, LIONEL, BECAUSE YOU HAD IT TOO EASY.
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.
AND SIGN A STATEMENT OF REGRET.
JUST LISTEN TO YOURSELF. "MR. MARTIN THIS," "MR. MARTIN THAT,"
HOW COME WHEN I DO WHAT YOU JUST DID, YOU CALL IT "TOMMIN',"
AND WHERE HAS YOUR UNCLE LOCKED HIMSELF?
WHO WAS HE THEN, SUPERFLY IN DISGUISE?
I GUESS I'LL TAKE THESE BAGS BACK TO MY ROOM.
WHAT IS IT, MOM? YOU'RE NOT GETTING KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL.
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OH, DON'T BE SILLY. YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME.
LITTLE BLACK SAMBO AND BLACK BEAUTY.
HOW CAN YOU GET THROWN OUT OF COLLEGE JUST FOR RAISING YOUR HAND TO THE DEAN?
THANK YOU. IS HE A BLOOD RELATIVE OR WAS HE ADOPTED?
I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET MY UNCLE.
AREN'T YOU GRATEFUL FOR THAT? SURE I AM.
UNCLE WARD, THIS IS MY MOTHER-IN-LAW, MRS. JEFFERSON.
THAT'S A THRILL.
NOW, IF I MAY MAKE A SUGGESTION... YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
THAT WAS A STUPID THING FOR LIONEL TO DO.
THAT'S NICE, BUT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN ANCIENT HISTORY RIGHT NOW.
WERE YOU WITH THAT, LOUISE? MY SON IS GONNA BE ON THE DEAN'S LIST.
THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. MOM'S UNCLE TOM.
♪ AS LONG AS WE LIVE IT'S YOU AND ME, BABY ♪
DID IT WORK? OH, THANK YOU, MR. JEFFERSON.
THE JEFFERSONS WAS RECORDED ON TAPE IN FRONT OF A STUDIO AUDIENCE.
IT'S BEEN A LONG, TIRING TRIP.
SURE. HE WAS THAT DUMB NIGGA WHO USED TO THANK SIMON LEGREE FOR WHIPPIN' HIM.