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TILL THIS ONE BIG DUDE WALKED UP TO ME AND SAID...
YES? LOOK, EVERYBODY KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE.
OF COURSE WE DO. THIS IS A 65-PIECE SERVICE FOR EIGHT. IT'S GOT EVERYTHING.
I HAVEN'T SEEN MY UNCLE IN TEN YEARS.
YEAH, YOU SHOW HIM.
- NAH. - AIN'T NO OTHER EXPLANATION FOR IT.
AND IT TOOK ME 25 MORE YEARS TO GET FROM COLORED TO NEGRO,
RIGHT THIS WAY, SIR. THANK YOU, SIR.
LOOK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY "SIR" TO MY DOORMAN JUST BECAUSE HE'S A HONKY.
AND ZIPPITY-DO-DAH.
THAT'S JEFFERSON WITH TWO F's. AND LIONEL WITH TWO L's.
MY UNCLE WAS WORKING IN THE FIELDS WHEN HE WAS TEN YEARS OLD.
LIONEL, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW LUCKY YOU ARE TO HAVE THIS LADY AS YOUR MOTHER.
LIONEL! HEY, MAN, GET OFF...
IT'S JUST A FEW LOUSY BUCKS AND A SIGNATURE. WHO'S GONNA KNOW THE DIFFERENCE?
BUT JUST BECAUSE I'M GRATEFUL DOESN'T MEAN I GOTTA LIKE HIM.
WHAT FOR? HE CAN LEARN ABOUT GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER.
♪ TO A DELUXE APARTMENT IN THE SKY ♪
IT'S GOING TO BE A LONG DAY, GEORGE. A LONG DAY.
WELL, I JUST GAVE HIM HALF OF IT.
MOST OF MY FAMILY NEVER EVEN GOT THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL.
OH, IT'S BEEN SUCH A LONG TIME.
ONLY WHEN IT FITS. DO YOU KNOW WHO UNCLE TOM REALLY WAS?
AND THAT'S GO BACK DOWN TO THE DEAN'S OFFICE AND APOLOGIZE FOR THAT GESTURE.
AND? AND CONSIDERING YOUR GOOD RECORD,
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