Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Cuckoo, cuckoo ♪

If you miss it, it closes.

You'd be terrible to go on the lam with, by the way.

There's a performance of Haydn's "Trumpet Concerto"

superseding a 200-year-old theory of mechanics

and clean up after you're finished."

just like Albert Einstein.

what's the matter? Window's open!

♪ Just makes them all expect my hospitality ♪

If only I still had my employee discount,

A lot of tests but no word yet.

- Dinah! - Can you hold, please?

- I don't know. I... - He's dead. Is he dead?

We got a new sign to go on the door here.

You go, "What was that, man?"

of marrying a Black woman or a white woman.

- you'd tie 'em together like a bunch of... - Uh-huh.

Farther away. Hoboken, please.

I am suddenly important enough for redecorating.

Well, nice to see you.

♪ So I'm going to seek a certain lad ♪

I look at a chart. Hmm, good chart.

and then all these women came to see you.

No opening act gigs.

If the dude's not holding a sax or a joint,

Really. It's nice you're here.

Fifteen years with a Black, Black woman

Got him started, and then you came in and finished him off.

Okay. We are done here.

- Thank you. - Oh. Uh,

Fabulous things ♪

Carnegie Hall, Carnegie Hall ♪

We just assume we're supporting the real leaders.

Let me check. What was that date again?

- How do I get to Carnegie Hall? ♪ - Still there is ♪

Oh, I found a typo.

and he literally told me he was having a heart attack.

- If I had your purse, I'd pay. - Wh-What if there's a hell?

- I don't want to fix you. - Ninety percent of this game

And on the other side, it says, "Sorry we're closed."

♪ How do I get to Carnegie Hall? ♪

I really do have to get going.

Well, his guy is, but his guy is calling me

of "sick comedian," which I think...

What's the catch?

and it's what the endgame is.

- Cuckoo, cuckoo ♪ - What do you do? ♪

I-I should get back in there

he hates hospitals.

But then I heard that you were turning down gigs

- Yep. - Mother...

Well, what if they lock themselves in your bathroom

I change my tune ♪

...but that Lenny Bruce comments, reflects,

Are women more important than God?

Practice, man, practice ♪

Now, let's see some tits and ass!

- Of course. - Listen.

And every time, a different one shows up,

that you will never, ever forget

Really? Tony Bennett?

And I don't say a word, zugnish, and I split, you know.

- Please come to the nurses' station. - Excuse me.

- Dickie? Like... - Yes.

Well, Moishe Maisel put a new kind of elastic

However, she has to be Jewish by the time you tell your mother.

Susie, Florenz Ziegfeld's on the phone.

I love when they talk about me like I'm not here.

Are you kidding me?

is the same doctor, by the way.

Self-made garment manufacturer.

- One set, Boise. - That's fine.

- so people could sit. - Sit? Sure, sure.

You didn't need to let her win.

It's always the pretty ones who try to kill you.

Good for you, sir.

And on the other side, it says, "Sorry we're clothed."

Please be impressed.

Boise, I gave Bunny, Mitzi and Gloria

till it sinks the fuck in.

braved a fucking snowstorm to see you?

to distract you from impending death?

- Both sets? - Yep!

So, yes, Einstein transformed

I'd get a discount on a discount.

- The light's not lit up. - It's on the other line.