Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Actually, it's an M7.

So don't tell Scotty Scotty doesn't know

ON, ON, VANDERCOUCH!!!

and sweep me off my German feet.

If there's time

I also sleep with men.

Although I threw in a few things Frommer's didn't know about.

Look at Doug’s penis!

We are a simple Dutch bakery Now put your close back on white boy

I don't want this!

Mieke. I'm here.

Oh, here it is. Bratislava.

You've really thought a lot about this, haven't you?

How the hell could this happen?

I've just about had enough of you fuckin' ities!

Here's your letter jacket back.

Behind me is the appartamento papale,

- What was that? - We do not sell hash brownies.

- Get it? - She got it.

They offer a complimentary drink THE DRINK NEVER CAME

I gotta say, I'm not feeling anything.

I know. Cecil told me.

I can't believe I'm the only one who didn't hook up while we were here.

I love you! I looove you!

Aren't we, boys?

Did you say Griffinfluggen?

I'm taking Intro to German, and even I know that.

Oh here’s a fun fact… you lost 2 of 3 to the White Sox

all European countries should have a seat at the table.

He sent me a picture, retardo.

Hmm. Says here this town has a famous nude beach.

And where’s Bert? Fuck if I know

How is this possible?

I just can't take all the lying and cheating on each other anymore.

We will swim with dolphins, and sip champagne by moonlight.

What are you talking about? Sweetie, I never cheated on you.

That’s your cousin, man!

I believe this is yours.

So, it's just you and me for the entire summer.

Go on, you French bastards!

Wait. Where's your Leica?

You made out with your sister!

Our money, passports, tickets... Everything, gone!

We should try to have sex with every one of 'em.

Hey! This isn’t where I parked my conference?!

That's Jan, a man's name...

Is he bigger than me?

- Right here. - What? No...

Happy Herzlichen.

Plus, we're in Europe. Huh?

Jamie, could I borrow your Frommer's?

It’s Priyanka, a common Indian girls name

The brush pickup never came. The brush pickup never came!

The best freakin' team in all the land! Whoo-hoo!

Did you say Fluggegecheimen?

Ready to take off yet?

He takes another home again

That is the bell of San Marco.

We're going to see the mighty Knicks Do the frogs in Vegas

Fiona says she's out shopping

I saw a gay porno once. I didn't know until halfway in... The girls never came! The girls never came!

It's so beautiful.

I know a lot of ladies named Jenny, they're all...

What to do today, talk about NRL, NFL Oh here’s something, you paid $180 to remove a tree snake man

It's not gay. I'm a girl.

- Berlin, here we come! - All right.

The snow never came!

This song sounds familiar.

We are a simple Dutch bakery

Thought I was the one with Fiona, but turns out I was, what, 101?

The draft grades never came

I'll walk, I'll hitchhike,

Oh, man, that was a wild night.

Here's a fun fact. Voltaire contracted syphilis two blocks from here.

The girls never came. The girls never came!

but this Scott is not responding.

What? I thought this was a nude beach.