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'Cause I'll give you some fucking attention.

So, who are you?

I don't know, bro. You know my mom is real ocd. A little scratch on the wall,

- Mm, what? No. - It's pretty fucked up.

nudes are the currency of love, so stop shaming us.

No, I'm not. I'm just trying to get back at my really shitty ex-boyfriend.

Yo, we gotta see this shit.

Dude, that's rue. Oh, my god.

And then when I got to the hospital,

- Yeah, that's fine. - Thanks.

this is basically what you'd see:

...you give it air again, give it life again.

Put the fucking knife down, okay.

- I missed you. - I missed you, too.

Yeah, fucking right.

Shut the fuck up.

- Yeah. I'm fine. - Good.

Looking back on it,

No, she's not. Fact. She's not even that type of girl.

All right, Gia, let's roll.

Yeah, that's real classy, you fucking whore.

Option 3: Get a non-drug addict friend to piss for you.

even though I think we've grown apart.

that we're gonna smash tonight, bro.

I'm just trying to stack my cash, pay off our mortgage.

I'm sorry. I know your generation relied on flowers and fathers' permission,

Yo, you know what they say, right? Fat girls give the best head.

My mother and father spent two days in the hospital,

for the first time, but not the last.

She loves cars. Shit, thank you for telling me.

And it was really good. It was like, 80/20.

Yo, how 'bout you come and ride on this dick?

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So what the fuck you want?

To have her find you unconscious...

You still gonna be my dealer, Fez?

Option 2: Synthetic urine.

Bitch, this isn't the '80s. You need to catch a dick.

And I don't want to be that old guy that gives you advice,