Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

he tried to finger me on the dance floor without my permission.

The only problem is, it has a few side effects.

I don't want her to come and try to burn my house down.

So what do you want?

they gave me liquid valium.

Like, right now, in front of... in front of these two?

You just need to catch a dick and forget about your troubles.

Where are you headed to?

'Cause she has a new boyfriend she's head over heels for.

And therein lies the catch.

But anyway, back to this bullshit.

Yeah, man. Me, too.

She's just being coy.

I don't recommend it. Nor does any legit drug site on the Internet.

- Yeah, I have. - Most girls don't know how to suck dick.

Can you not be a cunt for like, 15 seconds?

What do you mean?

- Oh, my god, mom! Stop! - Christopher McKay.

- What do you mean, you went to eat? - What?

We'll just take a picture of everything. We'll put it back the way we found it.

Well, they're too gentle. It's like, they're fucking scared of it.

And everything you feel, and wish, and want to forget, it all just sinks.

And then, the night got weird.

- Thing one and thing two. Take it up. - Oh, yo.

I don't care. You're not leaving this house until you take a drug test.

I want you to tell me where you were.

is minding their own fuckin' business.

of naked, underage girls.

- But, like, the edges, though. - Maddy, they're fine.

like your pussy costs a million dollars.

I don't know what type of fucked up shit you got going inside your head.

Take a seat. You and I are gonna take a little trip to the land of shame, bro.

An allergic reaction or some shit.

We don't really have much in common anymore.

It all depends on who you ask, and to be honest,

Get the fuck out of here! Get the fuck out of the kitchen! Fuck!

- Okay. - Have fun.