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-Two. -Same.
I'd like you to, uh, prepare a character to audition with.
Mariana: Yeah. No, every-- everything's fine.
rather than punishment.
Uh, Mr. Matthews.
So, yeah, I'm pretty much on fire.
get expelled from class, it just...
I know, and I will.
You know, and we need to make money
from a job as a corrections officer in New Mexico
What, do you live here now?
Oh.
[imitating her mother]: Never. I need job for divorce my husband.
You don't have to be embarrassed.
Andre, don't do it! Stop it!
A drink?
I'm Magdalena. Magda.
All this being a moot point because I'm clearly getting fired.
brand management, or distribution.
So, I brought some paint,
Um, this is the third time you've rescheduled at the last minute.
Okay, well, is that a regular "Open your eyes," or a diet?
Well, as a favor to you,
Ah. And apparently...
I'm Alice.
You realize you can't celebrate your birthday this year?
-Yeah. -No kidding.
No, it's not.
It's your company. Your call.
What are you gonna tell the fight club girls?
♪ And I'm staring at the face looking back in the mirror ♪
Thank you.
Why the heck are you being so nice to me?
Hey, great first day for most of us, huh?
-Thank you. -She got in!
and the police out of our school.
Ha-ha, yes. Uh, solid work.
Um... I did read those articles you sent on restorative justice.
I wish you were here to celebrate, exclamation point.
I mean, the girls quit in solidarity with me
Lindsay: A mall, okay.
Aren't you opening this firm to help people like Jerod?
-So make it funny. -Magda: Okay.
No, he's not that bad.
That's aggressive.
Okay.
Smart. Everyone get your Pap smears.
I mean, God knows, I have enough money.
What does the big lawyer say?
was a boy or a girl.
Hey, Mom.
[all laughing]
Look, she works two jobs and has three kids.
Hey, wait. Look. Listen.