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from a job as a corrections officer in New Mexico
What are you gonna tell the fight club girls?
-Two. -Same.
Andre, don't do it! Stop it!
No, he's not that bad.
I'd like you to, uh, prepare a character to audition with.
rather than punishment.
I mean, God knows, I have enough money.
Thank you.
It's your company. Your call.
Aren't you opening this firm to help people like Jerod?
Look, she works two jobs and has three kids.
All this being a moot point because I'm clearly getting fired.
and the police out of our school.
-So make it funny. -Magda: Okay.
What does the big lawyer say?
I know, and I will.
Why the heck are you being so nice to me?
Oh.
I'm Alice.
Okay.
A drink?
was a boy or a girl.
-Thank you. -She got in!
Um, this is the third time you've rescheduled at the last minute.
Hey, wait. Look. Listen.
Hey, Mom.
brand management, or distribution.
Hey, great first day for most of us, huh?
You don't have to be embarrassed.
I'm Magdalena. Magda.
You realize you can't celebrate your birthday this year?
What, do you live here now?
Lindsay: A mall, okay.
So, I brought some paint,
You know, and we need to make money
♪ And I'm staring at the face looking back in the mirror ♪
[imitating her mother]: Never. I need job for divorce my husband.
[all laughing]
Ah. And apparently...
Well, as a favor to you,
Smart. Everyone get your Pap smears.
Uh, Mr. Matthews.
Um... I did read those articles you sent on restorative justice.
I mean, the girls quit in solidarity with me
Ha-ha, yes. Uh, solid work.
get expelled from class, it just...
I wish you were here to celebrate, exclamation point.
-Yeah. -No kidding.
Okay, well, is that a regular "Open your eyes," or a diet?
Mariana: Yeah. No, every-- everything's fine.
That's aggressive.
No, it's not.
So, yeah, I'm pretty much on fire.